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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 01:15 PM       
I still think he's someones character.
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 01:25 PM       
Seriously, Jake, which bookshop was it? I want to visit!
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 06:55 PM       
Honestly, I stopped thinking they were different people and their personas/posts sort of started merging together a while ago.
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 07:56 PM       
I remember when I first (re) got here in late 2007, I had to deal with Pubs territorial behavior, Willie under cover and being a jerk, Sevenforce doing what he does best and GW trying to act like a girl who loves all the same things as me.
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 08:03 PM       
things must not have changed much between when you re-got here and when I got here, then.
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 08:15 PM       
What are you even talking about, "re-got here"? When were you here before?

The GW saga was hilarious, but the aftermath was not. Pub's territorial behavior is kind of like a kid in a tree house; he's only getting what he wants if you pay him and his weird antics any attention.
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 08:29 PM       
I was here for a short while in 2002, but I was told by work not to get into fights cause they didn't want all the I.P.s blocked and I got bored of watching.
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 08:53 PM       
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 11:14 PM       
nah, i know this from reading books, not writing them.

edit: although I AM published, when I was in fourth grade a company paid $40 for one of my poems to be added to a collection, then my parents turned around and spent over $200 on copies of the book.
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 11:18 PM       
That's strange, I know someone that had the exact same thing happen to them. Hmm.
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 11:25 PM       
I had a letter published in Toyfare magazine once.
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 11:36 PM       
Yeah, I had an article about the live trade of animals published in a nation wide left wing newspaper. It was heavily edited though because my article was pretty shit
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 11:37 PM       
Bah, closest I've gotten to being published is when my Reflections entry made Nationals.
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 11:48 PM       
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I had a letter published in Toyfare magazine once.
That's nothing. I've had my letter published in the funny books.
Edit: Proof, not that anyone cares.

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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 11:37 PM       
I am a publisher and I hate your manuscript.
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 11:56 PM       
My grandmother had a bunch of trashy romance novels published. If she can do it anyone can.
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 12:03 AM       
I've published one article
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 12:14 AM       
Well, don't keep us in suspense Rankeri!


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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 12:15 AM       
i read porno mags
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 03:34 AM       
I'VE WRITTEN NOTHING AND I'M PROUD OF IT
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 08:31 AM       
I don't have a literary agent (not that it wouldn't be nice) and I stay far away from vanity publishers. In my experience, the editor (or the art director or whomever the grand poobah is in the department they want me for) contacts me directly, gives a brief overview, then mails a contract with all the terms laid out. If anything looks iffy, I have my lawyer look at it before I sign and return it. Usually they want you to also submit an invoice. Advance copies are normally mailed from the publisher directly a short time before the official "publication" date.
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 10:13 AM       
I co-authored several chemistry articles and hold 2 patents. Nothing literary per se, but they're peer-reviewed prior to publication. I'd like to write a book, but the subject matter would be a social commentary rather than a scientific one.
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 11:31 AM       
Patent highfive! I'm about halfway through the process of one.

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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 12:23 PM       
You guys are all weird D:

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