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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 12:03 AM       
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whoever locked this, don't do that again

i re-merged the threads because they're relevant

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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 04:52 PM       
Zhukov if I have any advice for you at all it's to take chances.




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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 04:55 PM       
my advice is "measure twice, cut once"
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 04:57 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 03:57 AM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 11:57 AM       
After I have sex with a lady I prefer to keep her photo to myself when I am bapping one out later on. It makes it more private and sensual.
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 12:30 PM       
Kinda hard to keep pictures they post on myspace to yourself, bud. :D
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 12:39 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 12:03 AM       
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 12:06 AM       
Willie, temper your anger with alcoholism.
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 11:55 AM       
Ok, so anyway, I had a date tonight. She wanted to see Inception, so we did, and it was a really good movie, but I sort of had to explain the end wich made me feel bad. She.... she brought snacks for us into the cinema hidden in her purse, like sandwiches and a bottle of juice. This seemed less 'mumsy' and more 'Fuck the System' to me.

Then we went for a curry and she said she wanted to just share one, so I ordered one and then she changed her mind so I had to sit and eat a curry while she watched. But I still managed to make her laugh inbetween mouthfulls so that was good.

Then she told me how she didn't know about Vietnam, and I explained the interesting aspects of Russian gas pipelines. She's got an innocent aspect about her that only comes from living at the bottom of nowhere.

All in all, it was good times, and she wants to do it again, so next time I might get my leg over.
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 11:59 AM       
I'm glad you had a nice time, honey. :>
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 01:04 PM       
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 02:50 PM       
What's she look like?
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 04:00 PM       
ASK HER HOW SHALLOW SHE WANTS IT.
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 06:22 PM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2010, 05:14 AM       
So she didn't want me to know her last name for some reason, and I was all "haha, what's wrong with it? Is it something like "Penis" or "Hitler" or what?" and she was all "OMG you guessed it! Wow." and I thought she was joking but her last name is Hitler
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Old Aug 1st, 2010, 06:40 AM       
was her mother a wrestler
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Old Aug 1st, 2010, 06:42 AM       
is SHE a wrestler
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She smells like a fresh shower and looks a lot like a warm summer day, if that helps. Oh, also brunette and hot.
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That would be awesome but I don't know yet. Is there a wrestler called Hitler? If there is let me know, I could use that to my advantage.

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I didn't know Eddie's mother was a wrestler
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Eddie: When did you last go to church?
Richie: Well I don't have to go -- I'm Church of England. What are you, Eddie?
Eddie: I don't know.
Richie: Well, what was your mother?
Eddie: A wrestler.
Richie: Well, maybe that's enough general knowledge for one day.
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