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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 09:41 AM       
Eh, after you fuck all these girls, just go back and show her how many stds you found.
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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 07:43 PM       
make sure you share a few with her its only right
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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 08:41 PM       
Im gonna be honest, I really only get off on sexual intercourse if I love the girl. Aside from that it's too much damn work. The thought of plowing a chick who cares for me and I care for too is really hot.

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but I will be taking a trip to BLOWJOB CENTRAL USA
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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 08:57 PM       
i dont understand how that works exactly but thats cool
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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 08:59 PM       
Yeah, it doesn't work like that. If she's milking it well enough with her downstairs mouth, it's gonna kaboom.
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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 09:04 PM       
when girls give you head do they normally do more than just lick the head

or are most of the girls ive been with just really lazy
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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 09:14 PM       
Sounds like laziness of the highest order. If you're gonna risk getting a mouth disease, you might as well go all out on it.
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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 10:28 PM       
They probably heard about that girl who coughed ten years later and tasted your dick.
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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 10:31 PM       
IVE HEARD MY PENIS TASTES LIKE SPICES

MAYBE IT WAS TOO HOT FOR THEM
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Old Oct 30th, 2011, 01:21 AM       
i wanna try

also, if a chick doesnt get her butthole and forehead involved, it's a lazy blowjob.
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Old Oct 30th, 2011, 05:17 AM       
I THINK MY DICK IS WAY TOO MONUMENTALLY LARGE FOR WOMEN TO GIVE ME GOOD BLOWJOBS. WHENEVER MY EX TRIED TO DEEP THROAT ME SHE WOULD CHOKE ON IT
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Old Nov 1st, 2011, 03:42 AM       
Why cant I green pickle that shit?!
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Old Nov 2nd, 2011, 04:21 PM       
So how long are girls usually in that "dont ever contact me again" mode after you call them a whore?

I'm not looking for save the relationship, but im hoping in a few months we can be friends again at least.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2011, 04:24 PM       
I'm pretty sure you don't have a chance until she's gone out with several other guys and seen how awful they are. I mean, if you guys were really that great together she'll see that. Otherwise they'll see how much better she can be treated and never come back. I'm guessing you've got at least a year of waiting. And don't count on being her friend til she decides she misses you.

And this is all if one of those guys doesn't get her pregnant. If that happens you'll be waiting at least another 9 months plus a few more for her to be ok with dating after the baby.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2011, 05:30 PM       
oh no if that happens then any feelings I have automatically turn void. trust me, it's happened before.
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Old Nov 6th, 2011, 12:28 AM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 12:19 AM       
We told you in the beginning it's another dude. There's no way that you break up with someone so you can do work and school more. That's stupid.
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 02:34 AM       
naked pics now
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 09:38 AM       
didnt i say never listen to zhukov or was that another thread
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 05:25 PM       
Friend me on facebook. I'll make her super jealous
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 06:36 PM       
PM ME THE DEETS

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Old Nov 11th, 2011, 12:34 AM       
UPDATE

I did coke. I don't think it's for me but it looks like it's going to be free if I ever want it. Also, bunch of chick who want my dick. felt good telling them im not interested. felt the vaginas pulsate with rage.

also, ex gf who is gorgeous and wont stop talking about me and my dick said she wants to fly out and stay with me for a month.

i said do it.

shes doing it.

i feel like im out of the love state of mind and it no longer bothers me to think about her back in another relationship.

everything went bitter then excremented.

money spent
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I did coke. I don't think it's for me but it looks like it's going to be free if I ever want it. Also, bunch of chick who want my dick. felt good telling them im not interested. felt the vaginas pulsate with rage.

also, ex gf who is gorgeous and wont stop talking about me and my dick said she wants to fly out and stay with me for a month.

i said do it.

shes doing it.

i feel like im out of the love state of mind and it no longer bothers me to think about her back in another relationship.

everything went bitter then excremented.

money spent
I was on coke when I posted that. Money spent? wtf?

And no, yeah I totally still miss her. Just trying to move on. Feeling pretty shitty about all the loose poon I've crushed lately. I'd rather just go back to working, saving money, doing P90X daily and getting stoned with my room mate for right now.
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 08:11 PM       
HES GONNA POST PICTURES OF THAT SLUTTY REDHEAD ON YOUR FACEBOOK
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 08:21 PM       
haha, I just realized that I randomized my password last night because facebook has not only been a distraction but it's the only way I can stop myself from checking the chicks page 10 times a day...

sorry 10k... ill holla at u wen i get bak on.
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