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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 08:30 PM       
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HES GONNA POST PICTURES OF THAT SLUTTY REDHEAD ON YOUR FACEBOOK
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haha, I just realized that I randomized my password last night because facebook has not only been a distraction but it's the only way I can stop myself from checking the chicks page 10 times a day...

sorry 10k... ill holla at u wen i get bak on.
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 08:52 PM       
So wait; the girl you went out with just dropped you? Son, that just means you dodged a bullet. Do you really want to spend your life with a woman who is apparently capable of just walking away from the guy she spent a year of her life with, and not even look back?
Also she looks like this girl I knew in high school who had like three kids before she graduated, so there's that
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 08:58 PM       
This thread has been going on too long. I may need to kill myself.
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 09:12 PM       
Try to do it where it'll traumatize the maximum amount of people
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 09:15 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 09:18 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 09:30 PM       
someone got stabbed one year over a spot in line when I was waiting in line at bestbuy in 08. Im pretty sure black friday customers are pretty desensitized.

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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 09:37 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 09:41 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 09:45 PM       
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 10:39 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 05:45 PM       
Steamroller in a daycare
Five dollars says that's going to be an Adult Swim show by next year
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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 06:08 PM       
Make sure the steamroller has dr dre and busta rhymes on it too.
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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 07:12 PM       
And is reused via flash animation like everything else
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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 11:35 PM       
Oaf? What is this, the 1940s? You want to mix in a 'lummox' while you are at it? How about a 'buffoon'? Your insults belong in a cartoon where a misshapen longshoreman fights a different mishapen longshoreman over the rights to date a skinny unattractive frump of a woman.

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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 03:06 AM       
YOU SAY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOVE, BUT I SEE IT BLOSSOMING BETWEEN ZHUKOV AND PENTEGARN.
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 07:49 AM       
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Shut up Pentegarn.

As I said, unoriginal, uninspired, untalented. You fail in every way there is to fail in life Zhukov.

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Old Nov 11th, 2011, 06:05 AM       
Probably for the best that you forget her. She sounds like she was planning to start up with new guy for awhile and was just pushing you away to get that going. Would have been better if she was honest but women like her cannot be honest. I mean honestly, who says "it's a bad time for a relationship" then gets in another relationship a few weeks later? People who cheat that's who. You can do better and eventually you will
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Old Nov 12th, 2011, 01:39 AM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2011, 10:38 AM       
...dude I invited you to come to the private/afterhours skyrim party at a bar post-midnight release, and you declined so you could do coke????
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...dude I invited you to come to the private/afterhours skyrim party at a bar post-midnight release, and you declined so you could do coke????
no, I worked all day on no sleep and I was mid whore-coke-misery when you texted me. That sounded awesome as shit and I would have loved to come but I was too scared to drive because I didn't know what I would be like.

not to mention the next day I felt like shit. Anything that makes you feel like trash the next day I don't like to mess with. Mainly because I work/workout/run in the mornings and I don't like anything that keeps me in bed (gf's included).
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...dude I invited you to come to the private/afterhours skyrim party at a bar post-midnight release, and you declined so you could do coke????


YOU REFUSED TO COME TO GEEKATHON SO YOU COULD COKE IT UP WITHA BUNCH OF HOOKERS

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