Ultra Perfect Cell appreciation thread

[Anonymous]

Okay like I remember this like one time I was fucking UPC's Mom in the ass, and I was talking to him, and we were like talking about who's the biggest Bitch Boy on here, and I thought it was Esuohlim because he likes blowing AIDS ridden junkies in public bathrooms, but UPC said "No way dude! Hickman's a bigger Bitch Boy because he does the same thing, except he swallows!" and it was at that point I realized that I could learn some things about proper Bitch Boy identification from this fucktard. Afterwards I came in his Mom's ass due to the blood being a good lubricant. And me and UPC both agreed that his Mom was a fuckin' cunt whore.

[Immortal Goat]

MAD MAX DOES IT AGAIN!

[ultra perfect cell]

Shut up, shit eating horse fucking old lady humping asshole!

[HickMan]

I DO SWALLOW!

[Nerd]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

Wait until NERD gets ahold of you, Henshin

What does that mean?

[Immortal Goat]

pssst. I think it means you like the buttsecks.

[Anonymous]

UPC: No, no, no, no! Quite wrong! If you wanna fuckin' insult someone the proper way, you gotta fuckin' type their name out, put a fuckin' colon after it and THEN type the insult, fucktard! (Or Dash if you prefer)

That way the insult is tailor made for each individual fucktard.

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[ultra perfect cell]

Fuck you, Mad Max! YOU HAVE LIED ABOUT MY MOM FOR THE LAST TIME! GO TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!

[Immortal Goat]

See, thats the kind of stuff I'm talkin about.

[ultra perfect cell]

No, in a post before this Sam (that asshole) told me to send SHITIMATION to "another dimension" so I decided tto give us all a quick laugh by saying it here.

[Anonymous]

UPC: Okay I won't talk about your fuckin' bitch whore mom then, I'll talk about your fucktard ass instead! Hey UPC, what do you do with all those anime dolls that you shove up your ass? Do you just leave them up there and waddle around like some demented baby for a few days, or do you immediately take them out and lick the fuckin' chocotastic taste?

And what's with this "go to another dimension" shit? What is swearing to fuckin' delicate for your Christian sensiblities? Go back to getting mouth fucked by goddamn Islamic Fundamentalists fucktard!

Oh and by the way, I wasn't lying about your fuckin' Mom, and neither are the fuckin' sweaty ass truck drivers you see lined up outside her fuckin' room. She's got so much fuckin' jizz in her, she could be a goddamn sperm bank!

GAME OVER FUCKTARD!

Evil Empire Enterprises
No mercy to anime fucktards!

[Immortal Goat]

You know, it is a sad day when people look at Mad Max's posts and realize that there is someone that acts dumber than UPC ever has and probably ever will.

[Anonymous]

Immortal Goat: You know, it is a sad day when people look at your posts and realize that there is someone that acts more like a fucktard than UPC ever has and probably ever will.

Evil Empire Enterprises
NEXT!

[Immortal Goat]

Oh, I already know people don't like me. That's why it doesn't bother me. But YOU! Oh dear GOD, as I live and breath, you are the most repetetive, annoying, and unfunny people it has ever been my displeasure to have come across.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Mad Max is a poopy head.

[Anonymous]

Immortal Goat: If that's true then I fit right in, because lord knows all you fucktards are repetative, annoying, and unfunny. I just happen to be doing it as a mock to all you fucktards.

Suck n' Fuck: Doody Face!

Evil Empire Enterprises
If it ain't broke, don't fuckin' fix it!

[Pliers the Goron King]

HEY SHTFACE WE'RE GOING TO RUMBLE BY THE BIKE RACKS NO GUNS OR BLADES THIS IS STRAIGHT FISTACUFFS LET'S GO BITCH.

[Emu]

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD SHOULD STOP POSTING except for Chojin.

[Evil Robot]

God damn ******s.

[Anonymous]

I was calling Mister Viewtiful on the Matrix thing.

UPC makes me laugh all the time. Really. :>

[ultra perfect cell]

Chojin should be able to post in this thread but.....WTF ABOUT ME?!?! THIS THREAD IS IN MY HONOR! IF YER GONNA BE A CUM EATING MOTHER FUCKER, GET OUT!

[Evil Robot]

Quite contrary you see, you are this thread's bitch. This thread cums on your face and you like it.

[ultra perfect cell]

Originally Posted by Evil Robot

Quite contrary you see, you are this thread's guest of honor. UPC, you are the best. This thread honors you and so many people are being jackasses. I want them to stop so you can be honored some more. Can't they read the title of this? "Ultra Perfect Cell appreciation thread".

[Anonymous]

I appreciate you for posts like that.

[Comrade Rocket]

I like this thread when it was about DBZ. not about Mad Max gaying it up talking about how he pretends UPC's mom is a ten year old boy and how he likes to take her in the anus.