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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 02:13 AM        Tear
This sweet little girl I went to high school with (she turns 18 in a week and a half) got knocked up by her loser boyfriend and now her life's all fucked up, at least for now. I hope she dumps the dad because she's got enough family around that she's better off as a single mother than attached to something like that. Not to mention he's only 17 himself and they're both juniors in high school so there's no way either of them will be able to actually support the kid for at least a couple of years. Not that I have any contact with this girl outside of the odd IM conversation (which is how I found out), but this is kind of depressing. And it makes me feel older than I'm supposed to.

The other depressing thing is that I never hooked up with her when I was 17 and she was 15 like I should have. I was too busy pining after the girls in my class to pay attention to the hot younger ones who were after me. Damn it.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 02:54 AM       
You know, I never noticed how much the tear in "to tear paper" looks like the tear in "there's a tear in my eye." They are almost identical.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 08:52 AM       
WTF is it with all the 17-year-old high school juniors I'm hearing about now? It's like everyone on this board is retarded, or surrounded by retards.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 10:29 AM       
I agree. I think I made a wrong move coming here. I'll whip these kids into shape soon enough though Chimp.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 11:05 AM       
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WTF is it with all the 17-year-old high school juniors I'm hearing about now? It's like everyone on this board is retarded, or surrounded by retards.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 11:15 AM       
I graduated when I was 17, dammit.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 11:41 AM       
Canadian freak. South of your barren Arctic wasteland, people graduate when they're 18.

Actually, she's going to be an 18 year old junior. She's not the brightest bulb, and she got held back a year somewhere in elementary school. She's actually still less mature than her classmates who are all a year younger.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 12:31 PM       
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Canadian freak. South of your barren Arctic wasteland, people graduate when they're 18.

Actually, she's going to be an 18 year old junior. She's not the brightest bulb, and she got held back a year somewhere in elementary school. She's actually still less mature than her classmates who are all a year younger.
Well that explains a lot, doesn't it? :/
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 02:49 PM       
may I suggest abortion ?

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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 05:34 PM       
You may suggest it, but I wouldn't agree and even if I did she wouldn't.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 06:02 PM       
so she'd rather ruin her whole life than have a few undifferenciated cells aspirated out of her womb.
Interesting.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 07:13 PM       
Actually I just went in this week with a freind of mine who suspected she was pregnant. When she was examined and the fetal heartbeat was heard, it changed a lot of things for her (and me too, oddly enough). It turns out she's farther along than she thought she was and she's going to keep the baby.

She has a great support network around her and is continuing her course. One day at a time, I suppose.

I hope your friend has a good a support team around her. It's a tough choice and one helluva responsibility. Good luck to her.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 07:23 PM       
My brother's girlfriend can have her baby any day now. Too bad they're both losers, have low paying jobs, and my brother is in loads of debt. And he's fat.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 07:25 PM       
Well I think she's retarded and deserves this for not keeping her knees together. High school junior at 17... pfff. That's not caused by being held back one year.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 07:49 PM       
Yeah, I know she's dumb. And I don't call it ruining her life completely or recommend abortion because she probably wasn't headed anywhere special anyway. I just said it was depressing that this happened.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
You're attracted to dumb girls.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 10:07 PM       
Ha, she is dumb, she is too stupid to get him to wear a condom, and they both suck! She should probably go back in time and convince her mom to abort her.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 10:24 PM       
There was a sixteen year old sophmore at my high school who was dating a complete loser, and she got pregnant. After finding this out the guy (who I was friends with for a while) claimed that she cheated on him and the child wasnt his.

He then went and robbed Dairy Queen at knifepoint for twenty some odd dollars, but didnt go to jail cause he was 17 :/

I think they are married now.
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Old May 1st, 2004, 06:34 PM       
Jesus fucking christ! What a bunch of losers. Sounds like the entire female population of my old high school. Every dumbass hot bitch would get knocked up by some inbreed dickfuck, quit school and work at the local Dollar General. All the while I'm sittting at home not getting any dumbass pussy. :cry
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Old May 1st, 2004, 07:31 PM       
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The other depressing thing is that I never hooked up with her when I was 17 and she was 15 like I should have. I was too busy pining after the girls in my class to pay attention to the hot younger ones who were after me. Damn it.
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Old May 1st, 2004, 07:59 PM       
Hey, note the past tense . I grew out of that crap.
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Jamesdog, hah, what a character.
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