It is official... I am a god.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

I knew it was true, but I finally proved it today. After a heated arguement with the pizza place about screwing up my food, I chucked the phone towards the couch in a fit of rage. Using my divine powers, I was able to control the phone to bounce off the couch and land on the phone cradle in perfect condition. So you all may bow and give me a hundred bucks or else FEEL MY WRATH. This includes you RoG and Protoclown... I will destroy the website unless you KNEEL!!! (Cue angry Zod look.)