deap pilot, devastated family, stupid bird.

[Evil Robot]

.....and there was too many. so I fucking shot into the air and they all took off flying around right in front of the god damn plane. I felt so bad when it came back down onto that golf course. Every christmas I put some money in the pilot's wife's mailbox. The army, in an attempt to downplay the whole bird-in-engine thing, told her he was killed by a brothel bouncer in taiwan after a dispute with a prostitute. I suppose they could have come up with something more honorable, but who am I to judge.....