quick! quick! ....... queeek!

[MetalMilitia]

So i spilt beer on my modem when i was playing cs then i was like 'oh shit' and then i put a t-shirt on it to soak it up and it was ok.
then after that i put my beer a bit further away from my modem. but it still sucks. SHIT, thinking about it i also spilt beer on my last cookie and now its all soggy and i cant eat it but i dsont care becsue they tasted like shit anyway....
THE POX ON THEE LIDL FOR PROVIDEING YOUR CHEAP ASS COOKIES THAT TASTE SHITTY. not to mention they are hard as fuck.

*sigh*

hay i shoudl start one of those blog things i recon alot of people wold liek to hear my inane ramblings, i could call it 'tales from the cr..ipple' or 'fuck this is shit, why the hell am i reading it'

[Emu]

You're drunk. Give me your keys to the internet and let's get you to bed.

[MetalMilitia]

ytou dont want my internet because it sucks but anyway... I was in the shower and i was this stuff whihc was 'wash and go' and i was like 'hey i rember thta' but then i used it and it made ym hair all shit and stuff so i put it back on the shelf thingy.

[executioneer]

what happened to english people calling cookies biscuits

[Drev]

I had cookies once that tasted like play-doh

[Emu]

that was before col. sanders

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by executioneer

what happened to english people calling cookies biscuits

no becos they are actaulyl cookies like those things with chocolate and nuts and stuff in. and the y say ' CHOC CHIP COOKIES' on the front.

[executioneer]

i think i get it

[McMock]

Man, LIDL is the worst supermarket there is. My dad always buys square camembert there and I have to put it in the microwave and melt it before it tastes good. Their yoghurt is crap too. Hell. All their food stuffs are crap, and queer enough, those are the only things they sell.

[Zhukov]

Biscuits are called cookies only in places full of cunts like subway or mcdonalds.

You ask for a biscuit and they say "What? You mean a cookie?"

No, I don't.

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by McMock

Man, LIDL is the worst supermarket there is. My dad always buys square camembert there and I have to put it in the microwave and melt it before it tastes good. Their yoghurt is crap too. Hell. All their food stuffs are crap, and queer enough, those are the only things they sell.

Tell me about it, all of their food tastes shitty but it is about 5 mins walk away from my house so i usually end up going there out of lazyness.
They have a good alcohol selection though, i lived of 'fink braw' for about 2 years, you cant go far wrong with 24 bottles for 6.99 even if it is piss weak. Then i discovered Grafen walder which is actually strong(ish) and also cheap as fuck. 59p for 1/2 Litre : )

[the_dudefather]

LIDL ROCKS!!!!!!!~!

as a biscuit/cookie reviewer i find LIDL cookies, custard creams and cocolate digestives quite tasty, and cheap. pity its easier to walk to tesco

however all i get from LIDL is biscuits or freeway cola (which i also highly rate, so i cant say anything about their other products (i hear the salami is good)

the main shitty thing about LIDL is that you have to pay for bags.
(peter kay: "the only place where bags are more expensive than beans")

[MetalMilitia]

lol yea but the bags are pretty high quality. Infact i think i got 24 cans (12Liters) of beer into one of the bags and it didnt split, the handles got about 2 inches longer but i got it home ok.
And yea the cola is pretty good, especially for mixing with their 'golden sun' whiskey.

[ThisIsWitty]

What the FUCK are you all talking about?

[Captain Goodtimes]

make sure you have your biscuits on before logging on to windows tosh tosh tosh!

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by ThisIsWitty

What the FUCK are you all talking about?

it is pretty obvious that they are talking about a chain of markets to me (unless there is only the one in which case i am WRONG)

[McMock]

If you had bothered to consult google, you probably would have found out that, indeed, LIDL is a chain of supermarkets. I didn't actually know they existed in the UK, but they defiantely do in Belgium and France.

They sell inadequate foodstuffs. I suspect they fucntion like this:

- sell french crap in belgium's flemmish speaking part because nobody there knows the products and the extend of their crappiness.
- sell belgian crap in france because nobody in france understand dutch and knows belgian products hence they'll purchase the crap.

you can extrapolate the options for all the other countries where LIDL sells from the previous two. Of course, all of this is only speculation on my part. And in fact the soggy cookies that militia talks about can be found in my local LIDL as well, so I suppose some products are global, further rendering my theory invalid. Which is fine, because it was crap to begin with.

I find that LIDL is much like a disease. An addiction in that once you start going there, and you've bitten through the bitter pill (haha often quite literally, never mind, just some emergent humor folks), it gets progressively more easy to eat their crap, because you body starts adapting. Some form of stockhold complex perhaps. And their stuff IS cheap. Way cheap. You can shop like a king in LIDL with a poor mans budget.

Uh. There.

[McMock]

Oh, yeah, good point about the freeway though, because that really does rock!

[MetalMilitia]

Actually i think its a german supermarket, but anyway.
I think you hit the nail on the head, i used to hate lidl food and avoid eating it at all costs but then i discovered cannabis and was suddenly overcome with the urge to stuff my face with any random food i could get my hands on.... ahh the memories of standing in the lidl queue, swaying slightly, arms laiden with exquisit chocolates, crisp multipacks, 'Running bull' energy drink and a large chocolate cake.
They where glorious times indeed.
What fun i had standing in the isles counting my money over and over again trying to work out how much i actually had knowing full well i could not afford that last pack of cupcakes but taking the chance anyway as every thing was so cheap.
*sigh*

anyways i digress... freeway rocks.