GOD OF FUCKING WAR

[James]

Came out last week. I bought it, and I just started playing today.

And holy fuck. You know how people always talk about "Must-Have" games? Well, guess what this is.

I'm blown away. Blown the fuck away. Wow. I'm all stiff from sitting there tensing up from all the fighting. And holy shit is the fighting fun. There's a ton of special combos and moves (you get more as you increase your skill levels), and they're ALL effective. Other games with this kind of combat, you end up resolving to one or two surefire combos, and the rest is just fluff, and it makes fighting very tedious. But fhsafhaskdhfkasf EVERY move in this game is a fucking treat.

So far, I've gotten up to an 83-hit combo.

And the levels are really fucking awesomely designed, the enemies are really fucking awesomely tough, and just Jesus CHRIST EVERYONE NEEDS THIS GAME YOU HAVE NO IDEA LIKE WOAH.

And the interactive minigame-like fight sequences are great. Do enough damage to some of the bigger enemies, and you'll get a chance to finish them off (or do significant damage) by pressing buttons at the right time. They look cinematically awesome, and they're fun because you're actually doing it instead of watching a cutscene of the game doing it for you.

And there's a sex minigame too. :o

Seriously, buy this game right now. RIGHT NOW RIGHOTA DHANOWNOWNOWNO AOHFD.