Fucking Subway

[Protoclown]

I go into subway every day and try to get a ticket to travel somewhere, anywhere FAR away from here, but all they seem interested in is selling me goddamn sandwiches. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT HUH?????

[Buffalo Tom]

Riding the subway home late at night one time, this homeless guy exposed himself to me, with his wiener in a hotdog bun.

I didn't know whether to be disgusted or to be honoured that he used up food that he could have fed himself with, so that he could offend me.

[Newtype]

There are subways in richmond?
Proto u r an IDIOT. you cant buy tickets at a resteraunt.

[Jeanette X]

But Proto...you can slim down like Jared with those healthy Subway sandwiches.

[Rez]

fuck subway. that's not sandwiches, it's HORSESHIT. if anyone sold me a genuine sandwich in a subway, i'd buy it, eat it, and if i didnt die give the seller a hug and call him a brother.

sandwiches are for the best.

[Protoclown]

Eh, they're better than the sandwiches I fix for myself, and it's cheap and nearby. :/

[Jeanette X]

Ever notice that all Subways have a certain smell? It's some kind of cleaner they use or something...

[Crimson Ghost]

My friend work at subway, and the boxes that the meat products came in said "Warning May Cause Rash", "Do Not Let Come In Contact With Skin"

[Geggy]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

But Proto...you can slim down like Jared with those healthy Subway sandwiches.

there's a reason for them calling their sandwiches subways, they go into your mouth and out of your ass.

[Rez]

Originally Posted by Protoclown

Eh, they're better than the sandwiches I fix for myself, and it's cheap and nearby. :/

you cant make better sandwiches than subway, you cant make sandwiches.

btw, how's your rap expedition going?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I thought you went to Subway to see some girl that worked there. Eiher that, or you like explosive diarrhea

[Helm]

Hey, some of us do!

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Geggy

there's a reason for them calling their sandwiches subways, they go into your mouth and out of your ass.

THEN WHY ISN'T EVERY RESTAURANT CALLED SUBWAY? HUH? CAN YA ANSWER THAT?

[ScruU2wice]

quiznos promises nothing but a toasty sub

[Esuohlim]

But it's only open on Wednesdays from like 3-5 and Sundays from like 2-2:16 am

Stupid fucking never-open Quiznos

[Slinky Ferret]

We have a subway but its really expensive for what you get.

[ziggytrix]

the meatball, cold cut, and veggie subs are pretty cheap.

[Geggy]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

THEN WHY ISN'T EVERY RESTAURANT CALLED SUBWAY? HUH? CAN YA ANSWER THAT?

their subs are shaped like subways.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

Ever notice that all Subways have a certain smell? It's some kind of cleaner they use or something...

Yes. And what you're smelling is a strong ammonia solution that they use to clean the places. We went to a Subway a few years ago late at night and they were just cleaning the place. As soon as we walked in, my friend had an allergic reaction to the ammonia and starting gagging and puking.

And Proto, you REALLY need to come to Dino's with us. You'll never want to eat at Subway again for the rest of your life.

-RoG-

[Jeanette X]

Well at least it's clean, right? Nothing worse than a restaurant that looks like it hasn't been cleaned since St. Swithin's day... :/

[Esuohlim]

But if they need to douse the place in ammonia, that isn't a good sign EITHER.

[camacazio]

Originally Posted by Protoclown

Fucking Subway

This may be the cause of sanitation problems.

[Jeanette X]

Maybe they don't need to. Maybe corperate regulations just require it.

[AChimp]

You can have lots of fun with a footlong full of mayo.

[executioneer]

LOL FUCKING SUBWAY GET IT

-willie