you know what sucks?

[Comrade Rocket]

I guess one of my cats dropped the dead bird in a pile of towels. I didnt know it. Untill I took the towels out of the dryer and a beak fell out. I checked the lint trap and found all the feathers that weren't burnt to a crisp. Then while serching I found more random bird parts, things I didn't even know were inside a bird. I folded my towels in fear, not knowing when the next peice of bird would fall out. I think i'm going to have to get a new dryer.