Guy opinions needed

[OperationScuzBucket]

Hey guys...

If a girl wants to talk to a guy that she doesn't know at all (the guy is new at her school), what's the best way for her to introduce herself while still making a good first impression?

Often "Hi I'm Heather" is not good enough to make them remember you (positively)...so I just wanted to see if you guys had any suggestions.

[Perndog]

If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know. But I'll tip you off anyway. I've seen your pictures. You're not ugly. Therefore, every straight, non-lobotomized male near your age and a lot of older ones wants to fuck you. Figure out some way to hint to this guy that you're going to put out (even if you don't actually intend to). Show cleavage, smile at him, lean toward him while you talk, and say something like "Hi, I'm Heather, and I HAD to come talk to you because you're SOOOO HOT!!" Your girlfriends will call you a slut for it and bystanders will think the scene is retarded, but you're only a slut if you sleep around and it shouldn't matter if people think you're dumb. And it will work. Good luck.

[Sethomas]

Actually, you'd be surprised how far something like "Hi, I'm Heater" goes. It shows that you are an active agent and not a passive body, which he would expect from most girls. Or maybe I should stop reading metaphysical philosophy.

[ItalianStereotype]

take off your shirt, slam your tits in his face, and scream and hoot as you rub them up and down. he'll probably remember you.

[sadie]

i'll never forget the time you did that to me.

[Ninjavenom]

Offer him beef jerky.

"Hi, would you like some delicious beef jerky?"

I think that would work just fine. If he declines, he's gay.

[Helm]

Girls don't need to make 'positive impressions'. Chances are if you're nice looking every male around you has already catalogued you and found a neat little place for you in his ladder of 'who I'd fuck'. So, if you want somebody, all you have to do is make you intention known.

Unless you're in highschool, in which case you'll just suffer.

[AChimp]

Give him a blowjob.

[FS]

Well. Seeing as how none of you can't seem to come up with any intelligent responses, guys

Introducing yourself is a fairly safe method, since he's new anyway. You could offer help in case he needs to know something about the school, where things are located, etc, as long as it doesn't sound too suggestive, ie: "If there's anything you... *dramatic pause, telltale smile, lowering of head* ...need... just let me know. *turn around, wiggle butt while walking, cast vulgar wink over shoulder*".

Then, when you've got him with his guard down, punch him in the kidneys. While he's bent over, whisper in his ear "don't make me angry. You're not gonna like me when I'm angry" and he'll be yours.

[sadie]

i think you should get a tattoo of his name on your arse and show him in the middle of the cafeteria.

[Phil the anorak]

I'd say there's nothing better than to try and help when someone needs it.

The only trouble is to not look like you're following them on purpose!

[CaptainBubba]

Introduce me to him as your "special" brother, and ask if he can escort me into the males bathroom and make sure I get on target this time with the urinals. His disgust with the proposition of spending said time with me will make the idea of spending time with you extremely favorable, so quickly after suggest that instead you two ditch me and talk.

If you don't decide to do this i will kill him and his family with a shiv.

[noob3]

this thread is EXCITING

[Rongi]

Kill his entire family and seduce him in the most sexual way possible. Then when you have him in your possetion, tell him you are the one who killed his family. He will NEVER forget you.

Should that not work, take him to a picture show and suck his cock.

[Big McLargehuge]

Carve your name into his face with a penknife. Backwards so he can see it in the mirror.

[OperationScuzBucket]

Originally Posted by Helm

Unless you're in highschool, in which case you'll just suffer.

...unfortunately I am but a junior in highschool

[AChimp]

I would sooooo fall in love with a girl that did what FS said.

[Perndog]

Chimp is going to marry an abusive woman. I can see it now. "Pasty Canadian weakling seeks large SF for true love and S&M fantasies."

[Esuohlim]

HOT CHICKS HOT CHICKS HOT CHICKS HOT CHICKS

[Jixby Phillips]

SSEX

[Comrade Rocket]

Just act like your intrested in him to start. Then start to get playful with him. Now i said playful, NOT annoying. things should fall into place. But you have to act quick, cuz some other girl my swoop in.

I should know cuz this is how my ex-girlfriend got me. Then she broke up with me. WAAHHHHA NO ONE LOVES ME.