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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 10:54 AM       
A machete isn't good for quick jabs, though. You'd need to knock him down and just chop his balls off.
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 01:01 PM       
Wow, what a dorky sign. I hope nobody saw you putting those up.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 06:11 AM       
there will be cheers of joy when the bastard is stoped. but the best i got is a safeway box cutting hook/knife, which you cant scrach someone with.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 01:55 PM       
I got a sweet machete from the army store so I'm ready for the fucker.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 06:01 PM       
Your not gonna stab ANYBODY you weakling piece of shit. You'd just wind up getting the shit kicked out of you by the black guy thats been setting the alarm. Jerk.
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 06:08 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 11:12 PM       
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Your not gonna stab ANYBODY you weakling piece of shit. You'd just wind up getting the shit kicked out of you by the black guy thats been setting the alarm. Jerk.
There's no black people here so the joke's on you.
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Old Nov 17th, 2003, 06:32 AM       
No black people, i think this is more than bathroom segregation here.

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Old Nov 17th, 2003, 10:24 AM       
forget the fire alarm guy, one of these days im gonna go postal on the lasy fuckers in the flat community room. they never clean the george foreman grill tray, i have to clean the thing 2 inches thick of solidified fat and grease. its like cleaning out fat abbots arteries.

its hard to eat sausages after doing that...
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Old Nov 17th, 2003, 10:59 AM       
Yeah, when you're finished with him it'll be the bent community area!
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Old Nov 18th, 2003, 10:43 AM       
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Yeah, when you're finished with him it'll be the bent community area!
huh?
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