Damn, I would really like to listen to the Talented musicians you like.
Edit: Actually, By judging by number of your postsand you like type things like "LOL OUT LOUD
" I can see how your understanding of what good music is may be damaged by you continuous exposure to the to all the other musically arrogant and lifleless people post constistantly about how there totally indy music is the best.
But there is a cure for you. I would suggest that first you put on some large studio headphones, turn the volume all the way up on your stereo and blast Sly and The Family Stone while having some real person(if you know any) shoots you with a nail gun loaded with very dull nails.
If this doesn't work, shoot yourself.