No offense sketch, but you should have hid your website from me.
Hi, I'm the wife a a homosexual man in denial! My son spends most of his time on the computer and has just been diagnosed with rickets! My family life couldn't be better!"
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"Whoo hey, look at me! I'm Chris MacAskill! I am so great because my shitty ass company, fatbrain.com, got bought out and now I'm unemployed! So I started a website with pictures of my family and made it out to be some kind of corporate self promotion bullshit!"
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"Hi, my name is Anne, Dons little sister. Though I am dirty, I don't actually play soccer. My parents keep me locked in the basement for getting a C- in school and told me I must learn to focus. They say this is nothing compared to the way grandpa made the jews concentrate. They wont let me bathe, and this ball is my only freind. I had a name for it but I forgot since I'm so hungry."