Censored Flicks

[pissed off salesman]

I saw "Pink Floyd The Wall" on vh1 a while back, when censored htat movie makes even less sense than it did regularly.

[Zbu Manowar]

Can we ask why they simply don't bleep it out and be obvious about the censorship?

[executioneer]

people dont even want to KNOW there's swearoing

-willie

[the_dudefather]

why do they blur peoples mouths on tv when they swear now? are deaf people getting offended? or are they afraid kids will tape it and watch it over and over again to obtain the screat bleeped iout word?

anyone see the episode of father ted when he was getting shouted at by angry picnicers

angry man:"thats our fuppin spot you fuppin backstard, get the fupp off!"

ted:"why are you talking like that?"

(man points at sign with 'no swearing' rule)

[executioneer]

swearing blew up the two towers its true saruman swore constantly

-willie

[Perndog]

Major League:

"Strike this motherfucker out!"

-> "Strike this guy out!"

Four syllables reduced to one and overdubbed in a voice that sounds like a computer talking. Worst dub ever.

[Ooner]

Originally Posted by Zbu Manowar

Can we ask why they simply don't bleep it out and be obvious about the censorship?

When Howard Stern's Private Parts was on TV, they bleeped the swears and blurred nudity instead of cutting it. It was better, but still really sucked. They shouldn't show R-rated movies on non-pay cable.

[NES Boy]

This reminds me of a radio commercial I heard yesterday.

Mafia guy: You peice of-
Commercial narrator: Salami.

And this one Tiny Toons cartoon where Babs tries standup comedy:

Roach dude: I'm the roach, man, you're just a bunch of (four bleeps. During the last three, we see a shot of the reaction of Buster, Plucky, Hamton, and a shilloetted audience) Bada bing bada boom. (audince laughs)

As for Back to the Future, I read that there are alternate shots done for network airings. For the scene where Doc returns from his first visit from 2015, Marty asks if he and Jennifer become assholes in the future, while an alternate version asks if they become dorks. Not sure if it includes both Parts 1 and 2. Also, there's one in Part 3 done where Marty decides not to race Doug Needles. He said, "Yeah, do you think I'm stupid enough to race that asshole?" in one version, and in another, "I'm not stupid enough to race that butthead."