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Helm · #1

Don't make me fucking explode you, you fucking feelie. KILL ALL FEELIES! KILL! ALL! FEELIES!

Mistake that blue frowny emoticon for viagra and stick it up your ass. Oh wait.

Matt Harty · #2

WTF LOL

Helm · #3

WE NEED EXPERT OPPINIONS HERE. WHERE IS JJEEAANNEETTEE?? SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHERE TO PUT MY VIAGRA IT'S BLUE AND SAD. WHERE IS THE LOVE? I HAIL FROM A LAND WHERE LOVE IS MORE THAN A FIVE LETTER WORD! I am generally hairy, and so far I haven't had any women complain about that. But then they're usually unconscious when I have my way with them. NO HOMO!

kellychaos · #4

Wouldn't beating up the club leader, assuming the alpha male role and doing whatever the hell he wanted with his former girlfriend be the prime option here?

sadie · #5

god, i love it when helm gets all fired-up.

da blob · #6

And just think that he's all hairy and hotttt on top of that. Oh gode.

Now for the original question, go fuck yourself, whoever asked. And if you ask "but why ?", go there TWICE.

Methuselah · #7

Well I have a harry ass, that sexy?

Anonymous · #8

Really, SMN. That is pathetic.

jin · #9

I didnt know "the Chess Club" dealt out such harsh punishments to its members these days. :o

Anonymous · #10

I'm talking to him on AIM now. Apparently it was anime night at Nations, and a guy dressed as Vash The Stampede made him do it.

That's a little more understandable.

SMN · #11

by the way, I was lying. My hair is still all herre.

you can go bother somebody else.

AChimp · #12

I bet you'd like to think that your hair was all German, huh?

jin · #13

"by the way, I was lying. My hair is still all herre.
you can go bother somebody else.

Why would you lie about something so pathetic? >:?

I dont know whats worse, having something like that happen - especially with the "OTHER PUNISHMENTS I WILL NOT DISCLOSE" or lying to say that it happened when it didnt. :L

Is this like when 40 year-old perverts pretend to be 11 year olds and post their incest fantasies on teen boards? :0

No wonder you were dumped. >:

The Retro Kat · #14

no homo

MEATMAN · #15

I have an incredible amount of body hair. I make gorillas look like shaved monkeys.

SMN · #16

Jeez, do you people always take things so fucking seriously?

I was kidding, cuz usually when I post something almost useful, people zing right by them. But when I do a "Pussy, pathetic, and stupid post, you catch them and say "HAHAHAH Youre a pussy SMN." This was a little experiment to prove this theory I had.

camacazio · #17

Shut the fuck up you miserable failure.

SMN · #18

and proud of it!

kellychaos · #19

You pathetic, yeast-infected, dripping, ass-encrusted, stench-filled PUSSY!

SMN · #20

*sniffs* I'm gonna go take a shower.

jin · #21

"Jeez, do you people always take things so fucking seriously?

I was kidding, cuz usually when I post something almost useful, people zing right by them. But when I do a "Pussy, pathetic, and stupid post, you catch them and say "HAHAHAH Youre a pussy SMN." This was a little experiment to prove this theory I had."

"This was a little experiment to prove this theory I had."

Yeah guys! Ill post some completely retarded ficticious story about me picking up peoples girlfriends to make my life seem more interesting, and then when you tell me im really a pussy, Ill say it was a "joke". I mean, it was an experiment! PS. AND YOU ALL FAILED GUYS AND I WAS JUST TESTING YOU- BECAUSE "IM SMN".

Please, can you get any more pathetic? :0???

The shower is the only place you can hide your tears, Carl. >: