My review of Passion of the Christ

[The Retro Kat]

I remember when me and my group of sacreligious friends saw it. One of them dressed up as the pope and we walked in with cigarettes. Then we kept on yelling "TREATED" and "YOU GOT SERVED" as Jesus was getting his ass kicked. I also had a child safety alarm (in case you are unfamiliar, its a device where you pull a chain and it sends out a high pitches siren noise) which I pulled at the silent moments. There was this one Mexican chick that got the shit scared out of her when the demon popped out of the rocks to judas, we couldn't stop laughing and we got so many bad looks. But they're Evangelical Christians and are pussies and won't do shit. I did, however, like the wild west part of the movie where Jesus draws the line in the dirt...we were all like "There some new boys in town" , although its not that funny out of context.