A blonde walks into a hospital and sees yo' mamma, who's so fat she needs two chairs to sit down. Anyway, the blonde walks up to her and says "Can you please help me, ma'am? My baby isn't waking up!" Yo' mamma takes a look at it and says "your baby's dead. But maybe there is something I can do." So she takes it and eats the whole goddamned thing in one sickening "splurch" sound. Cuz she's fat.
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