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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 08:12 PM        Method & Red
So far, I've heard two things in the commercials:

Black person: We were kickin' it last night.
White person: I have no idea what that means.

Black person: We're gonna go check out his crib.
White person: Oh, I didn't know they had a baby.

...Yeah. So a show with Method Man and Redman (because they're SUCH great actors), in which the humor is a constant play on how unrealitically dumb white people are.

I'm gonna make a show like this, except reversed.

White person: Hey, did you see the new Reader's Digest?
Black person: Yo man, what'd I'd be checkin' out some nigga's stomach fo?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 08:28 PM       
Yeah, fight sterotypes with sterotypes!
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:17 PM       
THIS SHOW WILL BE AWESOME
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:24 PM       
BUT I THOUGHT EVERYTIHNG WILL SUCK
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:26 PM       
Hey, as long as it makes suburban kids think they have to act black to not be perceived as clueless, and watch them in the mall food court out front of Abercrombie and Fitch (for some reason our mall decided it belonged in the Food Court) calling each other "dawg" and all that, I'm all for it.

A little game of "point and laugh" never hurt anyone.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:43 PM       
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Old Jun 2nd, 2004, 10:54 PM       
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Hey, as long as it makes suburban kids think they have to act black to not be perceived as clueless, and watch them in the mall food court out front of Abercrombie and Fitch (for some reason our mall decided it belonged in the Food Court) calling each other "dawg" and all that, I'm all for it.

A little game of "point and laugh" never hurt anyone.
in my experance the wiggers are so stupid they see the wiggers on tv getting made fun of and they dont get that they themselves are being made fun of because they have convinced themselves their black.

Like they would watch this, seeing a wigger getting made fun of and would in turn make fun of them for being white.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 11:51 AM       
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A little game of "point and laugh" never hurt anyone.
It hurt me once

Like 5 guys chased my down and beat the shit out of me
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 11:55 AM       
I think it looks funny
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 04:22 PM       
"BLACK PEOPLE ARE COOLER THAN WHITE PEOPLE! AM I RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS? AM I RIGHT?"

It's like Chappelle's Show. Only unfunny.

At least Beth Littleford's back, though.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 05:45 PM       
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A little game of "point and laugh" never hurt anyone.
It hurt me once

Like 5 guys chased my down and beat the shit out of me
Were they black?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:39 PM       
Did they pop caps anywhere?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:50 PM       
i hate black comedians. all they make jokes about is how different we are from them and of course they don't get shit on for it. but if i white guy was like:
"them fuckin ******s, all they do is eat fucking chicken! fucking ******s!"
he'd get a cap in the face.

EXCEPT DAVE CHAPPELLE. the only thing i saw when he "mocked" white people was trading spouses, which was actually funny.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:52 PM       
I THINK ITS FUNNY WHEN NIGERS THINK THEYRE PEOPLE
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 08:03 PM       
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i hate black comedians. all they make jokes about is how different we are from them and of course they don't get shit on for it. but if i white guy was like:
"them fuckin ******s, all they do is eat fucking chicken! fucking ******s!"
he'd get a cap in the face.

EXCEPT DAVE CHAPPELLE. the only thing i saw when he "mocked" white people was trading spouses, which was actually funny.
Are you suggesting that to undo this injustice, we have to cap black people in the face?
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Old Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:32 PM       
Obivously none of you learned a thing from what Dolemite has been trying to teach us for the last 30 years.

Never, ever, ever trust white people.
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Old Jun 4th, 2004, 04:01 PM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 05:36 PM       
Yea i wanna check out their crib

THEY HAVE A BABY OVER THERE??

I like that joke because it implies that the mom thinks that their son is really interested in cribs, so the idea that he would want to check one out is nothing to react unfavorably too, and also black men are incapable of taking care of children, and are also incapable of having children of their own, so the idea of them even having a child is woooah completely unreal woooooah but yeah anyway I want this show on DVD real bad
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 06:13 PM       
That also sums up the way people act about Chappelle's Show.
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