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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 06:23 PM        Insanely important story that you have to know about.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/0....ap/index.html

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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 06:48 PM       
The remarkable part is that the creature informed it's handlers that it was experiencing orthodontic distress, indicating that it may be, in some small part, self-aware.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 06:52 PM       
So this gorilla goes to a dentist and comes out 4 hours later with a sore ass... I wonder if she'll ever ask for anything else?
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 07:01 PM       
"Koko admires a kitten in this April 2, 1985 photo" Yes, right before FEASTING ON ITS FLESH
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 09:24 PM       
In one article I read, Koko motioned for a woman in red to come closer...and the woman gave Koko a business card, which Koko promptly ate. Why would anyone give an ape a business card?
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 09:31 PM       
she wouldn't eat her kitten as she's the one who asked for it if I remember well.


(not to mention gorillas are vegetarians)
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 11:52 PM       
Dentist Made Gorilla Swallow Semen

Tasted Funny, signs Gorilla
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 12:56 AM       
Story that is SO much more important

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...g_enterprise_1
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 05:14 AM       
oh yeah? check THIS out....http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5479501/

I hear he's auditioning for the Broadway version of Harry and the Hendersons.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 09:14 AM       
Koko should be allowed to register to vote. I haven't been to a dentist in years and my mouth hurts like hell all the time.




Maybe that's why I'm so mean.



I wish someone would teach me sign language so I could ask to see a dentist.



And give me a kitten.











fucking gorilla
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 11:10 AM       
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The Gorilla Foundation has studied gorilla intelligence by teaching American Sign Language to Koko and another gorilla, Michael, who died in 2000.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 11:39 AM       
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The Gorilla Foundation has studied gorilla intelligence by teaching American Sign Language to Koko and another gorilla, Michael, who died in 2000.
AChimp is a G-g-g-ghost!
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 11:57 AM       
You expect me to believe that *someone* would give the same name to both a gorilla and a chimp!
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 12:34 PM       
Chimps real name is Michael?
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 12:43 PM       
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