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Zero As A Limit · #1

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Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype

the "sticks and stones" defense?

Well, I'm not witty, nor am I insulting, so that's my best defense.

Father §p@z · #2

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Originally Posted by Mad Max

Let's see:

Said "fucktard" at least over a thousand times in various forms.

Killed 50 cops.

Made fun of the mentally challenged. (Half of this board)

Been cruel to the emotionally crippled. (The other half)

Ripped the tags off of matresses.

Went out of my way to be an Asshole and cannot feel bad about it.

Had impure thoughts about various female family members.

Acted upon those thoughts at various times.

I feel nothing but contempt and disgust for you all, and if you all had a single neck, I'd like to wrap my hands around it and choke the shit of it until all your faces turned purple and your eyeballs popped out of their fuckin' sockets, AND if you all had a single ass I'd fucking ram a goddamn mop up it repeatedly at the same time I was choking you....

Come to think of it, I don't want absolution, you fucking child molesting, pope blowing fucktard. Your mother sucks cocks in hell Father Spaz!

What the fuck do I look like, a Catholic?

Also, I need to make a note to all the noobs, If this thread goes under, feel free to gravedig it.

Anonymous · #3

'Cause then I can feel free to lock it.

Father §p@z · #4

:/ I swear you are the strangest person I have ever known. I never know what you are going to do next.

Also, can someone tell me who that vulgar Mad Max guy is?

hawaiian mage · #5

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Anonymous · #6

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I swear you are the strangest person I have ever known. I never know what you are going to do next.

If that's the case then you sure haven't known much, fucktard.

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Also, can someone tell me who that vulgar Mad Max guy is?

Vulgar? What the fuck did you expect by posting on this goddamn fucking fucktard board? Your fucking Mommy to put her sweaty pork pie fingers over your goddamn eyes when the "bad words" showed up? If the board is to "rough" for your delicate faggot sensibilities then get the fuck out of here. You and your posts fucking suck shitty dingo balls that have been laying out in the sun being picked apart by vultures with herpes you fucking piece of shit.

hawaiian mage · #7

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Father §p@z · #8

Max, do you always write a whole freaking paragraph when you insult someone? It doesn't make you look more intelligent, in case you didn't know. It just makes you look like an annoying bastard. Oh, and one more thing, cursing every time you speak is something I would expect from an unfunny, friendless kid in grades 3-6.

Jixby Phillips · #9

You must be really stupid if you think Mad Max is trying to look "intellegent."

Anonymous · #10

SO LIKE ONE TIME FATHER SPAZ WAS COMING OUT OF HIS SPECIAL ED CLASS WITH HIS SMURF NAZI SNOWSUIT AND LIKE HE HAD SOMETHING WHITE ALL OVER HIS FOREHEAD AND I ASKED HIM WHAT IT WAS AND HE DIDN'T REPLY HE JUST SAID HE HAD TO GET HOME REAL QUICK, BUT THEN LIKE ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS GUY JACK WHO'S LIKE THE SCHOOL YARD BULLY TACKLED SPAZ FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! THEN AFTER HE SLAPPED HIM AROUND A FEW TIMES HE PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS STARTED SHOVING HIS DICK INTO SPAZ'S EYE UNTIL THE EYE WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF HIS COCK. AND IT WAS ALL BLOODY AND DISGUSTING. SPAZ WAS PLEADING FOR HIM TO STOP AND CRYING BUT THEN JACK JUST STARTED SKULL FUCKING HIM UNTIL HE PULLED OUT AND JIZZED ALL OVER HIS FACE, THEN JACK'S FRIENDS BILL AND CHET BEGAN BEATING SPAZ ABOUT THE HEAD WITH THEIR NUT SACKS AND THEN FINALLY STARTED ASS FUCKING HIM UNTIL LIKE A FIRE PLUG COULD FIT UP THERE.

I WAS SCARED SO I RAN HOME AND POSTED THE ENTIRE STORY ON I-MOCKERY.

Father §p@z · #11

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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

You must be really stupid if you think Mad Max is trying to look "intellegent."

Don't worry Jixby, after that last post of his, I know Max is anything but intelligent.

Anonymous · #12

SO LIKE FATHER SPAZ WAS WEARING A DRESS ONE TIME AND HE WAS WAITING FOR JOHN, WHO'S LIKE HIS ON/OFF BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING. AND I ASKED SPAZ WHAT WAS GOING ON, AND HE SAID TODAY WAS THE DAY HE WAS GOING TO LET JOHN GET SOME. AND AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE MEANT CANDY BUT LATER AS I FOUND OUT THAT WASN'T WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

SO LIKE ANYWAY, JOHN SHOWED UP AND SPAZ STARTED LIKE KISSING HIM, BUT JOHN JUST CALLED HIM A BITCH AND PUNCHED HIS NOSE, AND BLOODY BOOGERS STARTED COMING OUT. AND SPAZ STARTED SOBBING AND KEPT ASKING WHY, BUT JOHN DIDN'T ANSWER, HE JUST STARTED WHIPPING HIM IN THE FACE WITH HIS 30 INCH PENIS. AND THEN THESE 3 BIG BLACK GUYS CAME AND STARTED TO DO THE SAME THING (I THINK THEY PLAYED FOR THE BASKETBALL TEAM OR SOMETHING) SO ANYWAY THEN THEY ALL LIKE STARTED SHOVING THEIR DICKS IN SPAZ'S MOUTH ALL AT THE SAME TIME UNTIL THEY KNOCKED OUT ALL HIS TEETH AND HIS ORAL PLEASURE HOLE FILLED WITH BLOOD.

THEN I GOT BORED AND WENT HOME TO WATCH THE MIGHTY ORR BOTS.

thebiggameover · #13

please stop with the stories max. its giving me a hard on at work...

hawaiian mage · #14

Dude! Mad Max!

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Father §p@z · #15

:o Max has now gayed up this thread beyond belief, but I don't hate him. Waste of emotions

ThisIsWitty · #16

I confess that at one point in time I though Max was cool and I respected him some.

I don't think Hail Mary's or whatever will help, either.

Anonymous · #17

Spaz: It was already fucking gay to begin with fucktard. What's comically pathetic is you somehow thought it wasn't. You're in fucking college for Christ's sake, lose the fucking Pokemon sheets already fucktard.

Witty: You still do fucktard.

Please transfer this thread to the mock wars.