Happy St. Patrick's Day

[Skulhedface]

Generator, you're making it sound like Mardi Gras lite

Except that hangover lasted well throughout the week

Plus, I did end up in New Orleans, so that means odds are I'll be in one of the crowds the next time they put out a Girls Gone Wild video

[glowbelly]

i made $320 yesterday selling beers to drunken silly heads.

[Skulhedface]

I gotta get into THAT business :/

[Professor Cool]

Someone said "Top Of The Mornin" to me and i beat the crap out of them, i got to spend the rest of St. Patricks Day in jail

[glowbelly]

dummy

[sadie]

professor cool, your eyes must be brown.

[Professor Cool]

Unfourtunately they are

[glowbelly]

and you must be a dummy too

[sadie]

do you have some sort of manic-depressiveness or did you simply put on a chipper front for first appearances? or are you a theme? huh? huh?

edit: oops. this was for professor cool.

[Professor Cool]

You dont understand

The guy who said it to me was the guy who does the afternoon shift at the convience store, the guy annoys the hell out of me. He said it to make fun of me cause im irish, he a full blown german! He's been asking for it, the only reason i got arrested cause some good two shoes got a cop.

[sadie]

COULD YOU PLEASE SPEAK MORE CLEARLY? :zappa

[Professor Cool]

I was angry and i had a couple drinks

I think that says it all

[sadie]

oh. so you're refusing to take responsibility for controlling your emotions and actions?

[glowbelly]

s'okay. if i was a theme, i'd like to be like this one bat-mitzvah i went to where everyone loved monopoly.

[sadie]

did they throw plates and shit, too?

[Professor Cool]

i should of never came back..

[sadie]

it makes me sad that you're so weak.

[Professor Cool]

It makes me sad that i bother to talk to you

By the way, i was kidding, how the hell could i post yesterday if i was in jail.. :/

[glowbelly]

no plate throwing, but the guests were dressed up like money, cards, houses, hotels, irons, little scottie doggies, shoes...

it was the best.