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Dr. V · #1

Does he need instructions to know how to rock?

K i got a cool story.

I was traveling in Alterac looking for more iron to claim when suddenly a paladin caught my eye. Without hesitation I rushed him, causing him to run. I slashed his hamstring making it difficult for the fool to escape. He kept casting a magic shield on himself but I knew he would run out of mana eventually. Finally he had no choice and tried to use his hearthstone to escape. He didn't. I slaughtered him right then and there, without taking one shot to my body. It was a flawless battle, Thrall would be proud. I bathed in his blood, but I knew his spirit would return soon. So I stood way back and hid in the hills. I used my spyglass to keep watch on him. To my surprise he would not let his spirit free from his body and soon after, another paladin came about and attempted to resurrect him. Just as his incantations were about to finish, I charged him and knocked him dizzy. This one had some fight in him but he was no match for the blood soaked nightmare that was my blade. I cut down him where he stood and watched him fall before my feet. I let out a primal scream and the battle ended. A while later their spirits returned to their bodies. I knew my limits and could not take them both at once. The cowards used their hearthstones to flee. They knew they were no match for the bloody rage of the Horde.

The first guy was 37 and the second was 39. It was very satisfying

Carnivore · #2

Attempts to glorify this thread? I don't seem to recall singing this thread's praises, merely pointing out that I don't give a flip if Chojin finds it entertaining. I'll merely continue to post in it infrequently, as I have been all along, and keep it as boring for him as possible. It's what Leroy Jenkins would want me to do.

AChimp · #3

I've seen all the guys in that Leeroy video a few times. I killed a couple of them too.

They are very friendly, though, so I felt bad.

I hit level 54 last night and finished Zul Farrak. I was the only one with the mallet to hit the gong for Gahzrilla and everyone was all "hit the gong hit the gong hit the gong" so I did and after we killed Gahzrilla, the priest was all like "why'd you hit the gong when I was out of mana?"

AChimp · #4

This also happened when I was in UC:

Level 9 guy whispers: Hey can u lend me 1g?
Me: No.
Him: come on its just 1g
Me: Go kill a mob.
Him: they only drop silver
Me: Then kill more than one.

DamnthatDavid · #5

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Attempts to glorify this thread?

What Volsh is doing, is something we tried to start almost a month ago. Stories in Charachter or something like that. Mine was deleted due to the board set back.

and lol Chimp.

ziggytrix · #6

so what's all this rubbish about changing the guild name?

AChimp · #7

Basement Empire sounds awesome.

Chojin · #8

I'm afraid if you change the guild name i'll be obligated to lock the thread.

Mr. Vagiclean · #9

someone buy chojin a copy i want to see this thread alive

Dr. V · #10

So you liked my story Dave?

Anyway, I keep hearing this Leroy Jenkins crap all over. What is it?

ziggytrix · #11

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Originally Posted by AChimp

Basement Empire sounds awesome.

I think it sounds kinda I-live-in-my-parents'-basement-and-play-video-games-and-watch-anime-all-day-ish, but that's just my opinion.

Dr. V · #12

I agree. That's kinda lame. How about we just change it to I-Mockery.

ziggytrix · #13

Something with Vet or Veteran in it might work if we're looking to keep the i-Mockery theme but sound a little more fightery-fightinish. *shrug*

the_dudefather · #14

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Originally Posted by AChimp

I've seen all the guys in that Leeroy video a few times. I killed a couple of them too.

cool! now you need to find that ninja loot guy

DamnthatDavid · #15

I only suggest the name change cause only 3 people in the Guild go to I-Mockery.

We really need our own board, so that we might end this bore that is plauging Chojin (or he could just shut his eyes, or go play CoH, and wait for CoV)

Chojin · #16

This talk about changing the name?

Boring.

AChimp · #17

I hang out with famous people. Some dirty Vanquish got in the shot. He died a few minutes later.

Dr. V · #18

WHO IS LEROY JENKINS?

Mr. Oysterhead · #19

A failure. How'd you get him to pose like that?

EisigerBiskuit · #20

/gasp
/wait
/thanks

El Blanco · #21

Did he have chicken?

ziggytrix · #22

http://internetgames.about.com/b/a/170365.htm

El Blanco · #23

Whats truly great is that now, someone has taken his war cry (LEEEEERRROOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIINS) and turned it into a file so you can use it as your own war cry in the game.