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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 12:08 AM       
Pretzel crumbs and a sprite...
And burping up the worst kebabs I've ever had...
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 08:17 PM       
Best salad ever...romaine with homemade bleu cheese balsamic vinegarette. Mmmm.
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 11:39 PM       
ching chong chinaman food
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Old Apr 19th, 2007, 07:33 PM       
I just finished eating homemade Pizza...I buy crusts and then add sauce/three cheeses/bacon(fresh cooked) ham and pinnaple.
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Old Apr 19th, 2007, 10:38 PM       
some dentyne ice and my monitor isnt even turning a little bit frozen, i want my money back
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Old Apr 26th, 2007, 11:20 AM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2007, 03:48 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2007, 12:48 AM       
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Old May 19th, 2007, 01:19 AM       
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 06:21 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2007, 02:57 PM       
Raviolis. :O
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Old Jun 7th, 2007, 12:35 AM       
the stick from a raspberry tootsie roll pop
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 10:04 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2007, 02:37 PM       
NRGY GUM

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Old Oct 17th, 2007, 02:17 PM       
I am having a nice grilled cheese sandwich. Eat 'em up, Eat 'em up, Yum Yum Yum!
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Old Oct 17th, 2007, 02:20 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2007, 03:05 PM       
Campbell's Soup at Hand New England Clam Chowder.

It is not possible to cook this so that it is the correct temperature. It's either way too cold or it explodes all over your microwave. And even if it does that it's still probably not warm enough.
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Old Oct 17th, 2007, 04:13 PM       
You gotta get old school on that chowder and use a damn stove. On low heat, stirring not constantly but more than occasionally or you'll scorch the shit out of it. Nobody remembers how to do things analog anymore.
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Old Oct 17th, 2007, 06:42 PM       
There's no stove at my school, and there's no point in cooking these things in a pot because they are tiny.

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Old Oct 17th, 2007, 06:43 PM       
that's about the size of a real one!
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Old Oct 17th, 2007, 07:26 PM       
Ach! I had no idea. Even though I still use them reluctantly, I don't care for microwaves. Working in restaurants as a kitchen bitch has shown me they're not really needed at all.
Food also seems to retain its heat longer when cooked on stove/in oven, not to mention the things I read about years ago about how microwaving certain plastics can create carcinogens that drip into yer food via condensing steam.
Of course, working on my 2nd pot of coffee and smoking my 34th cigarette for today, like I care about carcinogens. That and when I posted previously, I was eating a microwave turkey dinner. Oops! But I did stalk, kill, clean and gut the frozen beast myself.
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Old Oct 17th, 2007, 08:19 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2007, 10:19 AM       
The last thing I ate was a peanut butter sandwich and some orange juice
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Old Oct 21st, 2007, 12:56 PM       
Lays Salt and Vinegar.
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Old Oct 21st, 2007, 10:56 PM       
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