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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 10:30 PM       
Remember that goth chick from The Breakfast Club? The one that was in detention because she had nothing better to do?


...i'd hit it
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 10:32 PM       
Gettin your PIMP HAND strong, for this occasion?
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 10:35 PM       
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Gettin your PIMP HAND strong, for this occasion?
My pimp hand is always ready for putting bitches in their place (which is on the street turnin tricks so i can get my illegitimate kid the new gi joe action figure for Christmas)
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 10:33 PM       
This topic is relevant to the title of this thread because in that movie Molly is JAILBAIT
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 10:44 PM       
By 'turnin tricks', I would assume sitting around the elementary school; telling kid's to pick a card, any card!
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 10:46 PM       
Don't confuse me with your incarcerated uncle Steve, I'm not THAT friendly with the neighborhood kids.
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 10:55 PM       
SevenForce: ok here we go
Lenor: umm it doesn't make sense, for one how could an incarcerated person be out of jail?
SevenForce: He did that stuff BEFORE they caught him
Lenor: OHHH
Lenor: CAUSE THAT IS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS
SevenForce: Somebody called the cops when they saw him playing
SevenForce: pin the condom on the naked 35 year old
SevenForce: near the expressway

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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 10:57 PM       
Ask little Carl that when he's grown up and sexually repressed due to a traumatic incident involving your heavy-breathing, fun seeking uncle.
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:06 PM       
No guys, none of that is true
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:07 PM       
'Cept I DO have a pretty strong pimp hand
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:07 PM       
Oh wait, I just got a message; Chojin want's his joke back.
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:11 PM       
That's funny I didn't say anything about dead relatives
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:17 PM       
Aw Hun your up to using more than 2% of your brain; let's say that most people use 10%, unfortunately the rest of your's is filled with Malted balls and bong resin.
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:19 PM       
you must be out of decent ideas for comebacks if you have to lift em from David Spade of all people
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:22 PM       
FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COAT
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:25 PM       
But seriously I know you'd love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we got to work a little today, ok?
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:26 PM       
See I can quote him too! <3
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:28 PM       
'Tommy Boy' Is a classic movie!

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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 11:45 PM       
I think your brain has a thick candy shell.
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Old Apr 9th, 2007, 12:01 AM       
I think your brain has a...SHUT-UP!

Damn, I <3 this movie!
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Old Apr 9th, 2007, 02:07 AM       
me too, me too
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Old Apr 9th, 2007, 04:17 PM       
Well, you can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
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Old Apr 11th, 2007, 12:06 AM       
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Well, you can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
Hey Fathom how've you been?
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Old Apr 10th, 2007, 03:42 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2007, 07:27 PM       
Brian thats just fucking MEAN..

Why do you always have to be such a ponce, to the mentally-handicapable?
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