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Originally Posted by LNSICPantitude
God damn, that is amazing.
You have inspired me to park our F150 in the driveway, line it with trash bags, fill it with water and "swim" out front of our new home that we have purchased in the "Neo Nazi Capital of North America"... all whilst drinking a beer, smoking, wearing a wife beater, a pair of granny panties and scratching my belly. This all, of course, will be posted in the picture thread.
I can't be outdone.
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oh yeah. well, i'll get pregnant by my cousin. i'll smoke meth out of his lab for 6 months of my pregnancy and then make a teary-eyed apology to my husband who will then beat me to a pulp and send me into early labor. i'll have the baby, name it bobby joe and only feed it biscuits and gravy. then i'll bring them all on the maury show and prove that my husband was the father of the baby in the first place at which point he will start to cry, drop to his knees and beg me to remarry him all over again.
i will do all of this just to outdo you. TRY ME.