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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 04:41 PM        Results of the wind and rain!
Recently my town got hit with lots of wind and rain today. It sucks because its also cold. I get home early today too. So after I get home its about 130 2 o' clock and me and my dad hear this big ass noise from downstairs. It was the friggin flowerbox. You know the ones that hang under your window from your house? Yeah. That. Heres a pic of it after it had fallen


Pretty sweet huh? Covered up the whole top part of the driveway. We knew it was loose too but we never took it down. Mother Natue did it for us.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 05:03 PM       
OMG!!! Liek, this one time I was coming home from school and I saw a flowerpot that had gotten broken! It was so sweet I'm not kidding.

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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 05:13 PM       
That's terrible. Looks like Katrina all over again



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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 05:38 PM       
Hey its the only thing thats happened. Gimmie a break.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 05:41 PM       
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 06:13 PM       
No, YOU'RE a result of wind and rain.


And the backseat of a Winnebago.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 07:24 PM       
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No, YOU'RE a result of wind and rain.


And the backseat of a Winnebago.
Okay I'm sorry Zelda but I laughed pretty damn hard at this.
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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 12:37 AM       
Once time my town got snow flurries and I'm surprised I am here today to tell you about it.
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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 12:43 AM       
Damn, you may be right Grislygus! Gadzooks is really funny! Do you need a bitch Gadzooks?

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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 07:15 AM       
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No, YOU'RE a result of wind and rain.


And the backseat of a Winnebago.
Okay I'm sorry Zelda but I laughed pretty damn hard at this.
haha I did too.
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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 12:44 PM        Re: Results of the wind and rain!
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Pretty sweet huh?

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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 10:23 PM       
One time I saw a flying umbrella.
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 10:39 PM       
This isn't as exciting as my trash cans floating down the street a few weeks ago.
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 07:54 PM        Nothing
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 08:01 PM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 09:28 PM       
Fuck man one day it was raining really hard and the power went out. If I didn't have my laptop with me I could have never checked myspace.
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 01:44 AM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 02:15 AM       
So, I heard this crazy story and I thought this would be a great place to post it. This guy lived in the Southwest, I got the impression from the guy I heard it from that it was the Mexico/New Mexico border, and he had a suspicion that his wife was cheating on him. He went to a shaman and asked what insights he could bring, and the shaman gave him three pots and tolled him to shoot at them all the way with sincere effort from ten yards away.

The man shot all three pots as instructed and told the shaman this. The old man grew a stern face, and gave him three more pots to repeat the process to be sure. Once again, the man shot all three pots from ten yards away and told the shaman. The shaman said that this meant that yes, the wife was cheating.

The man then killed his wife for it and was subsequently arrested and eventually executed for murder.

I just thought that story kind of related to what all you guys were talking about.
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 02:58 PM       
imagine the day when Zeldasbiggestfan tells us about his first wank,
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 03:01 PM       
Results of the lube and gay porn!
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 03:19 PM       
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imagine the day when Zeldasbiggestfan tells us about his first wank,
"This one time, at band camp..."

Gee, can't hardly WAIT!
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Old Nov 10th, 2006, 03:24 PM       
Whas that leik a reference to American Pie or sumthing? Cuz if it wuz,
I totally luv taht movie.
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