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DehydratedPorkMan · #1

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat

I worked at Pizza Hut and Papa John's for a total of six years and I can honestly say that for a chain Papa John's is good pizza.

Going just a bit off topic, but they did start selling pizza which is fucking disgusting, I worked at Subway briefly and if you want a sandwich that's not six bux, go there. All the vegetables are peeled, cut and sliced, except for the lettuc which is kept dated. Just don't order things like the steak or the special chicken orders. They come frozen. The other meats come in a store-bought-like package and they're decent and we don't keep anything more than four days either.

But seriously. They take a pizza crust, put sauce and cheese on it, and then any of the sub toppings you want and throw it in the "fresh-toasted" oven. I still have yet to try it but if anyone has let me know how it tastes.

WhiteRat · #2

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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan

Although it's a faily obscure topping, I enjoy pineapple pizza. Unfortunately it's hard to find at a decent pizza chain besides the "cafeteria" resteraunts. At least they satisfy though. As far as making my own pizza, I'll buy a pre-set one from Shop Rite and maybe throw some pineapple on it but I always fuck it up. I think you're supposed to put the pineapple on afterwards. How does Papa John's do it?

You put the sauce on, then toppings such as pineapple, and the cheese goes on last. What I always did when I worked at PJ's was to use the measuring cups and properly drain the juice. Then, I would put the pineapple in my hand and squeeze out the rest of the juice before putting it on the pizza. If you don't drain the juice it will make the pizza somewhat soggy and generally shitty.

EDIT: Back to the original post, the worst pizza ever made was Pizza Hut's 4-For All.

This thing was an absolute bitch to make and if you had consecutive orders of them on a Friday night you were fucked. I thought they tasted like shit and were a big waste of money. That and the costumers stopped ordering them after about 3 weeks.

DehydratedPorkMan · #3

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat

EDIT: Back to the original post, the worst pizza ever made was Pizza Hut's 4-For All.

FUCKING A. I have never waited so long for a pizza. It was the worst birthday party of my life. It drove me to the point to crave Chucky Cheese's, which runs a close second.

FartinMowler · #4

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we dont have dominos in canada

and with dip n, strips pizza dont even bother rippin the crust just dip the whole fuckin thing in the sauce.

I'm in Canada and have a Dominos down the street. I don't like there pizza.

Robodie III · #5

I have to agree on the 4 For All Pizza. Dividing a pizza into four pizzas, each with their own crusts turns the pizza into nothing but crust. It increases the surface area and stuff. At least with stuffed crust pizza you can avoid the offending crust.

FartinMowler · #6

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we dont have dominos in canada

I live in Canada and I have a Dominos down the street

Salty shit pizza

WhiteRat · #7

The 4-For-All debuted during the 2004 Super Bowl and was heavily marketed. Naturally, we were swamped with orders for them that night. Well the next day we had run out of the dough (Remember, it's frozen) to make them, so whenever a customer ordered one we just gave them 4 personal pans. No one ever complained or noticed.

zeldasbiggestfan · #8

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getting hamburger meat on pizza has started to become popular lately for some reason. i bought a digorno pizza and it had ground beef on it I almost didn't eat it.
I think it's just a way for businesses to capitalize on stupid ghetto people by selling them cheap meat instead of good meat.

Hell no. The so called "ghetto" people (that you call them. I say urban) fucking hate hamburger meat on pizza at my school. Their like "That shit is nasty dog!" and Im like "word!". Then they get the buffalo chicken kind and I tell em "Thats fucking gross".

But seriously the 4-for-all sucked dick.

Yggdrasill · #9

Does pizza hut still sell that lasagna pizza?

That shit is NASTY

kahljorn · #10

Ghetto white people, then. White trash people but hamburger meet in everything in my experience.

GADZOOKS · #11

thanks everyone (except zelda who is a fucking idiot and racist), the show went off without a hitch. The winner was Pizza Hut as a whole, more specifically Pizza Hut Express, which there was some gross stories

Fathom Zero · #12

Chicken on pizza.

Grislygus · #13

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Chicken on pizza.

How DARE you. This is grounds for a blood feud, mister.

SKATERMONKEY · #14

anchovies.

Fathom Zero · #15

You wanna go? Cuz I can throw down. You don't want none of my

CHICAGO DEEP DISH GOODNESS.

I make it in a pot. What do you make, monkey boy?

Grislygus · #16

I can make pure awesomeness, that's what.

executioneer · #17

barbecue chicken pizza is totally delicious

GADZOOKS · #18

guys the shows over, it's time to move on

Grislygus · #19

It's not over 'till the fat lady sings, and I don't see Noodles anywhere.

Womti · #20

zeldasbiggestfan · #21

Rip n' Dip pizza is back. Ick.

Divisible by Waffle · #22

Oh fuck, I think WHAT just won. As if their burgers aren't bad enough.

Worst pizza I've ever had is probably the garlic chicken pizza from Papa Murphy's, when they started using that really shitty chicken on it. It used to be awesome.

EDIT: Shit, I must need glasses or something. I thought that zelda had posted on the 18th, not the 8th. Oh well.