Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

[arg_zombies]

Oh, and just for the record, this version kicked ass!


bad acting, shit sets (some are paintings) and loads of really stupid lines! Woo!

[Schimid]

Spectre, that's a really good observation, I didn't even think about that. Whether it was the director's intention or not I'm unsure but, damn, it's a very nice cover.

The blade-armed guy was probably was how they envisioned the executions, and the mutant feller prolly wasn't nearly as mutated, Xerxes prolly wasn't twelve-foot tall, etc. That really does put things into perspective :O

[arg_zombies]

My science teacher told me that the Spartans, beause they didn't wear much armour, developed a way of being able to suck their testicles back into their bodies during battle, so the enemy didn't have an obvious target to go for

[Sethomas]

That's a perversion of an urban legend about Sumo Wrestlers doing the same thing, which was perpetuated by one of the James Bond novels or something.