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Old May 27th, 2007, 11:48 PM       
I think you should explode internally and be able to watch each of your internal organs explode and then watch yourself writhe in eternal pain and have to look at your already retarded face making even more retarded straining faces and i wish you wouldn't die just be organless and be unable to move forever and people would walk by and spit on you and little kids would jump on your head and bums would pee on your face and women would laugh at your small penis and love handles and so on
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Old May 28th, 2007, 12:30 AM       
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Old May 28th, 2007, 12:49 AM       
Jhon, go smoke pot
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Old May 28th, 2007, 01:09 AM       
Actually, I would like to cover your dog in crap and make him eat roast cat flavored spagetti and make you sing every song by micheal jackson while scrapping the skin off your ear as well as eating a chocolate poopy pudding.
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Old May 28th, 2007, 01:12 AM       
lol, Jonathan wants to eat chocolate poopy pudding!


Dude, learn to write clearly. And don't steal Kahl's mocking style. Thanks!
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Old May 28th, 2007, 01:17 AM       
Um, actually, I am Kahls honorary poopy master.
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Old May 28th, 2007, 01:44 AM       
Okay, now you're stealing from Fartin. Dude, pick your role models a little better, will ya?
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Old May 28th, 2007, 01:57 AM       
I AM FARTINS FART MOSTA!
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Old May 28th, 2007, 03:29 AM       
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Are you coming on to me or something? Keep your poop fetishes away from me.
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Old May 28th, 2007, 08:21 AM       
A POOP FEETISH?!
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Old May 28th, 2007, 09:02 PM       
You're like an older, fatter version of my autistic cousin.
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Old May 28th, 2007, 10:19 PM       
I KNOW A GUY WHO LIKES TO SODOMIZE GOATS! IT'S AWESOME!!!
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Old May 29th, 2007, 12:24 AM       
Does he live in your mirror, Jonathan Clement???????!!!!!!! :lo
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Old May 29th, 2007, 12:38 AM       
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! A SCREAMING GREEN ALIEN GORILLA!!!
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Old May 29th, 2007, 01:41 AM       
"I KNOW A GUY WHO LIKES TO SODOMIZE GOATS! IT'S AWESOME!!!"

so, besides being an admitted scat fetishist, now he is in to bestiality.
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Old May 29th, 2007, 01:49 AM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2007, 06:57 PM       
Anyway, my point was, what's the point of having a body? Why not just have a soul?

And just to clarify, no, I do NOT have a scat or bestiality fetish. Infact, I have very low boundaries.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2007, 08:37 PM       
Why have a soul? Why not just not exist at all?

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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 01:06 AM       
Yeah, that would work too. But what I hate is these christians saying we must "defend family values", as an excuse to deny gays their rights, and then saying "no need for a family in heaven!"
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 12:31 AM       
"I went there looking for girls who shared my belief and passion for eternal romance, but all I found was boring girls who wern't veyr pretty and didn't know a THING about anime! But hey, I found a few that I thought I might like anyway. One had a boyfriend, and the other I never got around to asking out because I was too shy. I went to the sunday school once in a while, hoping to find more there, but all the others were kind of ugly. But anyway, every week I went there, I got more and more depressed, tired, on bored. It got even WORSE when I found out that the girls in the mormon church arn't veyr interested in dating, let alone marrying men who don't go on missions. On a mission, you have to go far away, perhaps to some 3rd world country full of strife and war, and risk being kidnapped or killed or something! You have to give up tv for 2 years, as well as computer and video games."
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