I called the police to report your snuff .gif they are looking for you killer!
They're gonna come play Every Breath You Take, best watch your ass.
a) Zelda, say smoke or wheeze again and I'll strangle you with my d*ck
b) Seth, how do you always look so damn classy?
c) Who the fuck are all these noobs? Also, some of them are ugly.
OK, OK, me and my newish baby. He's almost 9 month old now which means I'm a lousy parent for uploading 6-month old pics
Baby and I, fresh from growing out a mohawk I'd given myself, at the Texas border
Obligatory "Aww" photo
Me, five seconds after becoming a father
His reaction to his first bath
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
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so, guy or gurl?
man, i'm so confused.
your avartar looks like some emo-anime boy and in your pic you look like a woman.
my avatar is from Maple Story, u asstard
and my pic is about a year old and it's also taken in my friends basement w/ his old camera.
and i'm also a guy, u wise ass.
Did zeldasbiggestfat even, I don't know, give you two seconds worth of briefing in how you'll more than likely be (and, at this point, are) treated around here?
don't worry man if things start to get heavy i'll just throw my weight around a little i'm a big man around these parts and when i say jump they ask what's for dinner you know what i'm saying
my not so little baby after playing in a water fountain. he grinds his teeth when he's happy kinda like when you're high on ecstasy except he's HIGH ON LIFE.
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porn is just babies as work-in-progress
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
FIREFLY!!
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