FORUM EVENT: "I-MOCKERY'S 2007 SECRET SANTA EVENT!"

[Zomboid]

How old are you?

[Uncle_Sham]

im this many! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

You like 9. And fatter than I am/was/can be.

[Fathom Zero]

hey ZBF, did you like that picture I made of you?

[Fathom Zero]

Don't be so hard on yourself! I believe in you!

[poppers620]

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

You like 9. And fatter than I am/was/can be.

wow, you are a dick.

[bigtimecow]

Originally Posted by poppers620

wow, you are a dick.

lol. this site isn't called i-mockery for a reason. or something.

[poppers620]

true. very true. in fact, just ask Mr Mockery or Dr Boogie, i mock with the best. i just draw the line at making jokes about someone weight ie. calling them fat. plus ZBF is a dick, we all know that lol

[RaNkeri]

This reminds me of last year when zbf tried to bash this 14 year old for being too young, despite the fact that he was around 14 too, that was legendary

[Mockery]

Back on topic, now that it's the 16th, everybody should have their gifts by now and should be getting their photos ready to be posted. Remember, you need to post your Secret Santa photos by December 20th.

If you haven't received your Secret Santa gifts yet, please let me know so I can contact the senders and see what the hold up is.

[Zomboid]

Nothing yet but I'm not too concerned.

[Protoclown]

According to the USPS website, my item was delivered on December 8th, but my person hasn't posted anything yet.

I'll try to take my pics tonight if I can, and have them up in the next day or two.

[poppers620]

well i was trying to wait until i ws no longer sick so my meds wouldnt have me creating some weird codeine induced mess of a story, but i am just going to suck it up and do what i can tonight or tmrow cuz i see no improvement on the immediate horizon. i just wanted to due justice to the awesome gifts i got

[MarioRPG]

Glad you enjoyed the presents, Uncle_Sham, I hope the movie was good. I didn't even get to watch it.

[Uncle_Sham]

Originally Posted by MarioRPG

Glad you enjoyed the presents, Uncle_Sham, I hope the movie was good. I didn't even get to watch it.

ill watch the movie tonight probably, the goggles were my fav. Now i have something to wear with my pickle hat!

[Zomboid]

My story will consist of a series of photographs without any WACKY AND ZANY captions. Most people just aren't funny and I don't think it's worth wasting everyone's time! :D

[Chojin]

thank you for posting your story, sham jr.

Was it really necessary to jump all over him for doing what the contest asked?

[JackSchmidtKnifeThrower]

My camera has been acting up, and I need a new memory card. I will try to post pics tomorrow. Trying to think of a half decent story.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Was it really necessary to jump all over him for doing what the contest asked?

Agreed, and the pic of him holding up the Gas-X box to his face with a huge green is friggin' fantastic too. Rock on, Sham.

Originally Posted by JackSchmidtKnifeThrower

My camera has been acting up, and I need a new memory card. I will try to post pics tomorrow. Trying to think of a half decent story.

Don't worry about trying to be insanely funny, just have fun with the gifts and the pictures of them that you take. If you do that, it'll show and people with enjoy your post regardless. Lookin' forward to your pics

[RaNkeri]

I tried to video them, but for somereason the voice couldn't be heard. Maybe my laptop lacks a microphone or something?

[Mockery]

If your laptop has a built-in webcam, chances are that it has a mic as well. You just might need to turn on the mic somewhere in your volume control or somethin.

[Thanos]

I got my gifts in great time from saltshakermaniac. We weren't on the official Secret Santa list because we missed the deadline to enter, but we came through for each other anyway. Looks like we can be trusted! The book called "The Zen of Zombie" is absolutely awesome and I'm sure to make great use of the Tic-Tac-Toe drinking game! Thanks saltshakermaniac! Be sure to get your photos of what I sent you up!

[Mockery]

Ah great, I'm glad you guys managed to work it out even though you missed the deadline. Fortunately, you'll be good to go for the Secret Santa event next year.

So how does that tic-tac-toe drinking game work? Who ever wins get to make the other person drink all the shots on the game board?

[poppers620]

hey Rog you shold purchase one of those tic tac toe drinking games for Re, we all know what a boozer she is.

[Thanos]

Originally Posted by Mockery

Ah great, I'm glad you guys managed to work it out even though you missed the deadline. Fortunately, you'll be good to go for the Secret Santa event next year.

So how does that tic-tac-toe drinking game work? Who ever wins get to make the other person drink all the shots on the game board?

Well, it essentially works that way. In reading from the back of the box, I'll paraphrase:

Gameplay is comprised of a five-round tournament. The winner of a round makes the loser take one shot. After five rounds, the Tic-Tac-Toe Tournament is complete and the person having taken the most shots loses.

I'm sure extra rules could be added on to make gameplay more interesting. My girlfriend and I will get great use out of it, along with the Checkers Drinking Set we already have.