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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 11:18 PM       
Hey Jerry! Jerry Jones! Yeah, you with the poor player personnel judgement.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3643240

Fucking dirtbag.

EDIT: Article excerpt - "I'd like to see him intensify his approach to getting better with his social conduct," Jerry Jones told ESPN.com.

Is he fucking serious? What a douche.
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Old Oct 15th, 2008, 01:00 AM       
Actually that's an indefinite (hopefully lifelong) suspension now. Not the worry, though, the addition of certified bust Roy Williams will really bolster that offense. But seriously Dallas is approaching Oakland levels of dysfunction.
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Old Oct 15th, 2008, 10:48 AM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2008, 01:11 AM       
Certified bust? He's averaging 61 rec. a year and had 80+ in 06. Above average player maybe, but hardly a bust.
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 10:21 AM       
It appears that Romo will play sunday after all, thus sparing Brad Johnson's knees the agony of actually having to move out of the pocket.
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 11:08 AM       
A guy like Romo who is renown for his strong grip should be fine sans a pinky finger.
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 11:12 AM       
It's not polite to laugh at your own zings!
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 08:48 PM       
Hey Pac-Man, I was wondering if you were going to use Re's cupcake for your avatar. Glad to see I was right!
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 09:16 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 08:34 PM       
Rams 34; Cowboys 14

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: What a douchebag.
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Old Oct 26th, 2008, 09:21 PM       
Eagles got a gift today on a bad "muffed punt" call by the refs at the "Linc" against the Falcons. Not to say the Falcons would have won, but they would have had a chance. As it was, the Eags were able to run out the clock.

Cheap win - their offense still sucks - unable to punch it in again from the one-yard line. 3 of the last 4 games now. Coach Reid "We'll have to work on that." Yeah, right.
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Old Oct 27th, 2008, 07:25 AM       
Jeez, can the Giants find someone to play in the secondary? That game was way too close.
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Old Oct 27th, 2008, 01:41 PM       
Pro Bowl voting is open. Who are you sending?
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 10:39 PM       
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Rian Lindell and Brian Moorman - Special Teams
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Old Oct 29th, 2008, 01:30 AM       
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Joey Porter, Terrell Suggs (both AFC,) and Demarcus Ware (NFC) outside linebackers.
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Old Oct 27th, 2008, 11:28 PM       
This game is over (31-14 with 3:31 left). The Titans are for real. Just like the Ravens back in 2000 or the Bears back in 1986, this team is predicated on ball control and defense. Hands down the best team in the NFL right now.
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 07:42 PM       
Kerry Collins is also a pretty decent QB. Not very mobile but a cannon for an arm and he doesn't make a lot of mistakes. A few years ago, he was probably the only guy that threw as hard as Favre. No one knew it because he didn't air it out as much or throw as many picks.
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 08:03 PM       
Yeah, dude. Everybody likes to label him as a "game manager," but the guy took the Panthers to the NFC Championship as a league sophomore and he led the Giants to the Super Bowl (passing for 5 TDs in the NFC Championship game). Unfortunate stints in New Orleans and Oakland notwithstanding, he's every bit the passer that Warner, Favre, or any of the old dogs are at this point.

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Old Oct 29th, 2008, 12:59 AM       
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he led the Giants to the Super Bowl (passing for 5 TDs in the NFC Championship game).
I watched every single second of that god forsaken game. The worst CB in the history of football, Waswra Serwanga, got his ass stuffed in his own mouth by Toomer and the rest of the Giants DBs.

Yet another great coaching job by Denny Green.
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Old Oct 29th, 2008, 09:54 AM       
Santana Moss and Anquon Boldin at WR for the NFC.

After Clinton Portis, I can't think of any NFC runningbacks that are having monster years.

Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees at QB.

Philip Rivers and Big Ben at QB for the AFC.
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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 10:51 AM       
I look forward to that becoming a Coors Light commercial.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 04:00 PM       
Can someone explain this penalty to me? Bills punted the ball. It DID NOT go out of bounds but near it. The Jets receiver stepped out of bounds, kept one foot out and then touched the ball and the Bills get a penalty for it. Jets get the ball on the 40 yard line. That doesn't make any sense to me whatsoever.
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Old Nov 10th, 2008, 12:00 AM       
I had hopes that the Eag's could pull this one out. Unfortunately, the game started.

I could rail about the missed calls and the blown on-field replay reversal, but let's face it - they got flat-out beat. I know the ownership has a love affair with coach Reid, but really, has the game passed him by? The Giants beat them, not in the air, but by

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Why is it so hard for Reid to see that with Westbrook and Buckhalter (and McNabb?) he could essentially do the same thing, rather than have McNabb throw incomplete passes on first and third downs.
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