Because I don't think Chojin will answer this!
1. you decide to change jobs. do you tell me?
You'd know before I even apply!
2. do you talk to my friends about what boobs look like in california?
If they're particularly interesting, I'll talk to everyone about it, except probably my parents.
3. a woman calls you and i ask who it is. do you tell me it's your boss pretending to be a girl?
No, that's really dumb! It's probably just my mom cause just about no one else calls me.
4. after having sex you tell me you're sorry. why?
Cause I somehow talked you into being a lesbian
5. would you ever tell my best friend that you raced to new york city after 911 and rescued a dog from the rubble?
If they'd believe it, that would be awesome. If I could say it with a straight face, it would be even better!
6. would you hide porn from me? even if it was really bad porn?
All my porn is readily accessible!
7. quick we're out of milk and money doesn't come in until friday what to do?
Who needs milk for the week? (Unless cub needs it, and then I'd ask a friend for a few cups)
8. if i asked you how much your snap on account was up to would you lie and tell me $500 or tell the truth and say $5000?
Truth, if I had such an account! I don't keep debts from people, cause I know I'll have to own up to them eventually. Currently I'm debt free!
9. we can't pay rent this month. do you promise to take care of everything and tell me not to worry or do you let me fucking handle it?
Neither! If a situation like this came up, it would be imperative to talk it out between us, and only bring in other people if absolutely necessary.
10. how many cigarettes would you go outside to smoke if i was in labor at the hospital giving birth to your child?
Probably two packs or so, but only if you let me out of the room.
11. do you own any books that don't have to do with getting rich quick?
Tons :< Half of my collection is still at my parent's house.
12. have you read them?
About half -the rest of them are mainly for reference, such as textbooks.
13. did you really go to college?
Yes! 4 years of it, and I'm a semester away from a degree, but I can't find the time to go back!
14. when i'm about to walk into a room filled with your family will you tell me "don't say anything about anything" while expecting me to know what the hell you're talking about?
Not at all! If you can't talk freely around my family, it won't last anyway.
15. do you talk in cliches?
Not unless I'm referencing something funny on the internet!
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