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Pub Lover · #1

...with your dick.

executioneer · #2

catch on fire first girls love fire

DevilWearsPrada · #3

girl like dead caribou?

10,000 Volt Ghost · #4

I'd say try a dinner with her. Don't go to a Chinese or Spanish restaurant though. Get some cologne. Spray it twice in the air, walk through it. DO NOT spray it directly on you. If you guys are around 15-18 range get Curve cologne. It comes with good pheremones and its not too expensive.

2nd, and this goes for anytime you hand out with her. Watch for signals!!!

1. If you tell a joke or say something funny...and even you know it's not REALLY funny, but she laughs anyway. It's a +

2. If you notice she's repeatedly fixing her hair or moving it while you're conversing that's a +.

3. If you look into her eyes when the sunset is behind you and say "Hey, have you seen the James Bond movie where James Bond looks into the girls eye, sees a killer in the reflection?" and then she says "Are you going to kiss me or what? That's a +.

If you two are already hanging out regulary, ask her out on a date. just remember: no spanish, no chinese.

Jeanette X · #5

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

I'd say try a dinner with her. Don't go to a Chinese or Spanish restaurant though. Get some cologne. Spray it twice in the air, walk through it. DO NOT spray it directly on you. If you guys are around 15-18 range get Curve cologne. It comes with good pheremones and its not too expensive.

If you do get cologne, try to get one that you personally think smells good, not what someone else thinks smells good. I read that people tend to choose perfumes based on what amplifies their own personal pheromones.

Tadao · #6

Shut up

Madonna · #7

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Originally Posted by Tadao

Shut up

People think they will wake up one day and I'll be gone. But I'm never going away.

Tadao · #8

That is why I'll never fuck you.

Madonna · #9

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Originally Posted by Tadao

That is why I'll never fuck you.

Everyone thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.

Fathom Zero · #10

Like The Canadian Mounted?

executioneer · #11

why are people giving actual help in this thread

Pub Lover · #12

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Originally Posted by executioneer

why are people giving actual help in this thread

Because we care about LordSappington's penis.

Tadao · #13

Because if he gets the girl he might post less.

Chojin · #14

invite her to a furry convention

DevilWearsPrada · #15

Do what chojin says. he seems to have a decent head on his shoulders

Guitar Woman · #16

Isn't a movie a bad choice for a first date as you should be trying to get to know each other

Jeanette X · #17

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Isn't a movie a bad choice for a first date as you should be trying to get to know each other

Nah. That's just the warm-up. Second date, lunch.

pac-man · #18

If she's your friend, there's no need to ruin the friendship with awkward dating bullshit. Jokingly ask her if she wants to fuck, and if she seems receptive to the idea, pull your penis out. If not, go back to being friends. The attraction will pass after you rub one out.

Dixie · #19

He's got some awesome teachers here man.

pac-man · #20

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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God

He's got some awesome teachers here man.

Well, that and I've been through the friends to lovers transition. But yeah, Pub, you fuckers have jaded me.

Pub Lover · #21

SHOW US YER DICK!

pac-man · #22

And in all of my weeks of forum posting, I have never posted, never posted something worthwhile. I've earned every infraction. And in all of my weeks of forum posting, I have never obstructed mockery. And I think too, that I could say, that in my weeks of forum posting that I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know if their whipping-boy is a dick. Well, I am not a dick. I've earned everything I've got.