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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 01:41 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 03:10 PM       
JJ, why are you so protective about your moms love pillows?

I bet they are glorious globes of fleshy silky white with little pink nipples that perk up on a soft breeze.

Judging by the crust around your mouth, I bet I'm right.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 05:54 PM       
He looks like Roger Ebert.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:29 PM       
You are all just angry because is a romantic. I never knew about Train Man until after reading his post and I thought it was the sweetest thing I have ever heard. I signed up to tell him so only ater finding out that he is really what he says he is. You are all just fake and jealous.

BTW, I would like to see more updated pictures of you Jake. Your lips are very very kissable
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:31 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:32 PM       
He is NOT romantic. He's a virgin. Pay attention.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:34 PM       
I'm a romantic virgin
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:35 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:41 PM       
This aint high school bitch. Now stfu or we'll pull a train on you. Besides, your boy is being raped before your very eyes, so he's not really a virgin anymore.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:52 PM       
Do you learn all of your battle tactics from Chris-Chan, Jake?
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:54 PM       
I don't know if this is the right place for me You guys are too mean for no reason!
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 07:55 PM       
I hope JOAT and Yukiko get married and we're all invited to the lavish ceremony. It's not like we don't deserve it for being the catalyst in this burgeoning love story.
Tadao could be JOAT's best man.

It's just a shame Yukiko is in the UK. Geography is a cruel mistress indeed.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:03 PM       
Hahaha, he'll never be happy! Suicide is on the phone Joat
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:04 PM       
Maybe he should move to the UK in his quest for love.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:08 PM       
JOAT can stay with me till he gets on his feet. Just the other day my girlfriend was saying how much she'd like a level seven wordsmith around the house to write things for us.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:15 PM       
I bet Yuki is a fatty fatty


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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:09 PM       
Frankly as a forums expert I think JOAT is one of the more interesting people we've had around here. Every sentence changes topic so drastically that it's like I'm reading ten threads at once!
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:17 PM       
I think yukiko is JOAT
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:33 PM       
I look nothing like him!

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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 11:08 PM       
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I look nothing like him!
Probably not a good choice for forum file footage, eh?
Seriously, either you need to sleep more and get outside, or give up the meth, you look terrible.
Also, you learn to embrace the mean.
Although this is easily the harshest I've ever seen them.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:39 PM       
It's like a fat John and Yoko.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:44 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 10:18 PM       
I would like to take back what I said about Yukiko, he's the best thing Jake gave to the forums, and he gave a LOT.

I would like to thank him for being a breed that we are in dire need of, and in these times where Juttin, even jonathan clement fail to excite and amuse, he is, to quote the timeless epic Pete's Dragon, our "Candle in the Water".
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 10:20 PM       
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