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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 11:32 PM       
Actually, my violin instructor insisted that my brother and I attend a fiddling session along with his other students where we had to memorize, at 10:00 at night, goofy fiddling songs from memory (as the teacher did not like to use sheet music). One of the lyrics of the song we learned was "I wish I was a mole in the ground/ If I was a mole, I'd dig a great big hole/ I wish I was a mole in the ground". Another lyric was about wishing to be a lizard in the spring. I was so desperate to get out of there, I didn't notice my gloves were gone until I was in the car and we were leaving.
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 11:41 PM       
You look like a complete tool in that picture.
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 01:31 AM       
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Also you are *so* wacky. Pigs and bacon and WAFFLES

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Actually, my violin instructor insisted that my brother and I attend a fiddling session along with his other students where we had to memorize, at 10:00 at night, goofy fiddling songs from memory (as the teacher did not like to use sheet music). One of the lyrics of the song we learned was "I wish I was a mole in the ground/ If I was a mole, I'd dig a great big hole/ I wish I was a mole in the ground". Another lyric was about wishing to be a lizard in the spring. I was so desperate to get out of there, I didn't notice my gloves were gone until I was in the car and we were leaving.
You know those people on the internet that always tell long pointless stories about their childhood? Yeah...
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 11:19 AM       
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Yeah, well in this case the truth to me seemed stranger than the suggestion. I guess you had to be there.
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 01:38 AM       
lol hobo gloves
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 01:53 AM       
thats what all my friends call them! (

they say the same thing with my plaid jacket
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 02:01 AM       
what about your shopping cart full of tin cans
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 02:02 AM       
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Speaking of womti some of his IP addresses match Rankeri's
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 02:24 AM       
Fingerless gloves make about as much sense as toeless socks!

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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 02:32 AM       
FUCK YEAH, SUZY! FUCK! YEEEEAH!!!!
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 02:41 AM       
SUZY YOU ARE SO COOL THAT I WANT TO TAKE A SH*T ON YOUR T*TS
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 11:24 AM       
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SUZY YOU ARE SO COOL THAT I WANT TO TAKE A SH*T ON YOUR T*TS

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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 02:45 AM       
I'm afraid to ask what you would want to do if I wasn't cool!

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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 02:46 AM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 04:38 AM       
except most people don't use their toes to pick things up in day-to-day activities UNLESS YOU ARE AN APE SUZY I BET YOU ARE
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 07:53 AM       
Fingerless gloves or made for people with fingerless hands, duh!
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 08:11 AM       
I used to have a pair of fingerless gloves back in primary school that I used solely for playing hand-ball in. I was in a hand-ball playing gang.

Now I have a pair for, yes, typing on the computer when it's cold.
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 08:22 AM       
I don't have a computer or fingers or fingerless gloves. Ok, I lied. I have all 3.
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 05:22 PM       
ya it seems easier to type with fingerless gloves than it is to type with fingered gloves.

P.S. what is up with those socks with toes? wouldn't those be a bitch to put on?
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 05:26 PM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 07:39 PM       
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They've been around since before you were born kiddo.
that brings us no closer to what is up with them.
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 05:28 PM       
i know but it just doesnt make sense

and so have fingerless gloves (which are, in fact, amazing)
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 06:09 PM       
They're quite nice, yes (:
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