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teacup of sunshine
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
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Jun 26th, 2009, 09:44 PM
That was a shitty concert. But people-watching was fun.
The guitarist was a dead ringer for Randall Flagg and the keyboard guy looked exactly like the rival pornstar at the end of Orgazmo, the one that farts into his hand and flings it. I mean, clothes and all, so that was pretty weird.
My dad was baiting yuppies to step in dogshit. There was this enormous pile of dogshit in front of our lawn seats, so my dad arranged the chairs so that it looked like a clear path. All evening, people were channeled to the dogshit like lambs to the slaughter. My dad laughed till he cried.
I mean, he warned some people, but like the guy with the fanny pack and the ray-bans pulling the wagonload of picnic shit he didn't.
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