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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 01:24 PM       
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YES. Jesus. That is my question. What do you find plausible about the theory?!
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 11:58 AM       
I believe that 99% of all conspiracy theories are conspiracies.
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 01:39 PM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 04:05 PM       
Did you know that Kool-aid was actually invented to give people AIDS but the forumla didn't work and instead gave them diabetes? True story.
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 04:07 PM       
You sure its diabetes it gave you and not a brain tumor?
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 04:11 PM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 05:31 PM       
Quick, get medical help before you mutate into a big jug full of kool-aid that busts through walls! O_O
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 06:40 PM       
Here is a conspiracy theory I firmly believe.

Most things that come out of Hollywood and even now the music industry is bullshit. The Kanya West thing/Brad pitt with Angelina Jolie its all bullshit to get your pre-pubescent minds on a bunch of bullshit. Imagine your job was to make one of the actors from Twilight and put them in the limelight...it would be a double suicide anal asphyxiation if I was there publicist.
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 09:50 PM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 06:50 PM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 08:21 PM       
Ooh, here's a couple:

-FDR knew about the Pearl Harbor attacks, but allowed them to happen to push America into WWII. I don't know all the details of this one, but I've heard it thrown out there before.

-The CIA invented AIDS/crack to decimate the black community.
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 10:32 PM       
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-FDR knew about the Pearl Harbor attacks, but allowed them to happen to push America into WWII. I don't know all the details of this one, but I've heard it thrown out there before.
I heard one that said Churchill knew about it but let it happen so the US would join the allies.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 08:15 AM       
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Ooh, here's a couple:

-FDR knew about the Pearl Harbor attacks, but allowed them to happen to push America into WWII. I don't know all the details of this one, but I've heard it thrown out there before.

-The CIA invented AIDS/crack to decimate the black community.

I think it was crack for the black and Aids for the gays...someone at the CIA came up with a limerick and history was made
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 11:41 PM       
Conspiracies I believe:
Aliens exist and JFK was not killed by Lee Harvey Oswald.

Ones I dont:
9/11 went roughly as it was described. We wouldn't attack ourselves.
We did land on the moon. Even the Russians believe us.
Obama was fucking born here. They didn't forge microfiche of birth announcements from multiple Hawaiian newspapers 50 years ago.
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We did land on the moon. Even the Russians believe us.
Oh, NOW you trust the Russians. They've been putting flouride in your water for decades and you still think of them as trustworthy.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 12:24 AM       
I don't think aliens merely existing is really a conspiracy.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 12:39 AM       
New York City has 11 letters.
Ramsin Yuseb,The terrorist who threatened the Twin Towers in 1993, has 11 letters.
'George W. Bush' has 11 letters
New York is the 11th state
The first plane crushing against the Twin Towers was flight #11
Flight # 11 was carrying 92 passengers Adding this number gives us: 9+2=11
Flight # 77 who also hit the towers, was carrying 65 passengers Adding this: 6+5=11
The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
The date is equal to the emergency number 911. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
The total number of victims inside the planes were 254: 2+5+4=11
September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year: 2+5+4=11
After September 11, there were 111 days more to the end of the year.
The tragedy of 3/11/2004 in Madrid also adds up to: 3+1+1+2+4=11
The tragedy in Madrid happened 911 days after the tragedy of the Twin Towers.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 02:38 AM       
hahah numerology
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 11:56 AM       
How do you get that New York is the 11th state?
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11th to ratify the constitution.
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Aired on 9/21/97


Expiration date on Neo's passport in The Matrix (1999)
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TV episode Lone Gunman aired 7 months before 9/11



Osama Bin Laden pictured on the cover of the proposal for the exercise.

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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 12:32 AM       
A couple of funny quotes by George W. Bush

"We must speak the truth about terror. Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories concerning the attacks of September the 11th, malicious lies that attempt to shift the blame away from the terrorists themselves, away from the guilty."
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http://www.un.org/webcast/ga/56/stat...011110usaE.htm

Q One thing, Mr. President, is that you have no idea how much you've done for this country. And another thing is that, how did you feel when you heard about the terrorist attack? (Applause.)

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you, Jordan. Well, Jordan, you're not going to believe what state I was in when I heard about the terrorist attack. I was in Florida. And my Chief of Staff, Andy Card -- actually, I was in a classroom talking about a reading program that works. I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower -- the TV was obviously on. And I used to fly, myself, and I said, well, there's one terrible pilot. I said, it must have been a horrible accident.

But I was whisked off there, I didn't have much time to think about it..."

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IDK, I grew up in the Reagan era. I think 80's punks had a bigger grasp on what is really going on than any other generation. The problem is that is is so ugly that we will never believe that our government is capable of being loving towards us. I actually think they will do any thing to divide the middle class. ANYTHING.
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