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Old Dec 12th, 2009, 05:38 PM       
Going to put mine up when I get home. I just GOT IT and its pretty funny.
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Old Dec 12th, 2009, 07:36 PM       
attn: my secret santa person- if you get a smaller priority mail envelope first don't open it unless you want SPOILERS to what is in the big box

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Old Dec 12th, 2009, 10:55 PM       
What did I get from my Secret Santa?
Well, there was the letter (what pretty handwriting)



There was white popcorn (which was tasty)


and Wacky Packages (which weren't)



There was an action figure of Conan O'Brien (which, believe it or not, was for ages 18 and over)


And there was the greatest cartoon of all time


Thanks again for the gifts DonkeyRyan! Merry Christmas!

And if anybody cares, here's the rest of the Wacky Packages

My favorite has to be the NKOTB one
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 11:09 AM       
god dammit i wish i could participate in this. my first year not doing it (((((((((
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 01:50 PM       
just got mine-- i had it shipped to my parents' house, and only just finally had a day off today. despite it being 1 am when i got home, i had to peek in the box. i'll post photos this week whenever i'm not living at work. thanks, 10,000 volt ghost, for filling this box with awesome!
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 02:08 PM       
don't feel bad BTC, it's my first year not doing it too.
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 05:12 PM       
Got my package, unfortunately a certain Grumposaur has currently claimed it as his own!(Waiting for camera batteries to charge). So here is a teaser of Grumposaur.
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 06:17 PM       
So I had two secret santas this year. I've gotten one package so far which contained:

I opened the Grinch and found:

At first I was all like:


Then I noticed there was a prize inside which I found this:
Spoilers!


After all that I realized it was actual pancake mix. THANK YOU BABALITY PANCAKES!!!!!!
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 06:54 PM       
Now think about your dad

THERE'S PRIZES INSIDE YOUR COCAINE/PANCAKE MIX THERE! SHOW THEM NOW!
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 06:57 PM       
PS. I'm pretty sure you're getting ANOTHER package of goodies.
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 08:12 PM       
Goddamn it Microshock, post those pictures already you lazy SOB
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 05:22 PM       
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Goddamn it Microshock, post those pictures already you lazy SOB
I'll make no guarantees! But it will be before December 22nd

I want to watch some of the movies and maybe do some mini reviews
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 09:25 PM       
I didn't even see the rest in the packaging:



Did you reseal the bag AND the box? I'm really glad you said something about it. I was going to throw the Bisquik in the snow. Thank you for saving Christmas Babs.
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 10:43 PM       
Hmmmm? A package!!!


But wait I can't open this yet. I need something.... FESTIVE!!!1



The most festive shirt I own! The Krampus shirt! To remind all of you to behave or else Krampus. Will beat you with sticks and stick you in his bag.


NOT GRUMPASAUR!! My archenemy! Well not really more of a plush dino friend.




Damn you GRUMPASAUR!!!



Well at least someone is enjoying my presents.



What is this? BATTLEFIELD EARTH!!! THE SINGLE GREATEST JOHN TRAVOLTA MOVIE EVER.


The sheer awesome of this movie caused my eyes to begin glowing red!!!

While I was marveling over the awesomeness of Battlefield Earth, Grumpasaur continued looting my package.


Whats this????? A BLIND BOX FUTURAMA TOY????? How does my secret santa know me so well? Let's see what is in the box!


Everyone's favorite alien newscaster! MORBO!!! Complete with vein cream! That is good I was worried he wouldn't be able to take care of his veins!

Grumpasaur Discovered my next present.



Munchkin!!!11




I had been contemplating buying this for awhile, my Secret Santa did the Deciding for me!!

I decided to pose to remind Grumpasaur who the presents were for.



This turned out to be be a very bad decision. As Grumpasaur knocked me out.....




And stole my Festive shirt...





With me knocked out Grumpasaur left with my shirt and my presents.



He just walked out with all of my stuff



GRRRRRRUMMMPPPPPAAAAASSSAAAAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR !!! DAMN YOU!!
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 01:36 AM       
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I didn't even see the rest in the packaging:

Did you reseal the bag AND the box? I'm really glad you said something about it. I was going to throw the Bisquik in the snow. Thank you for saving Christmas Babs.
Yes I did by the way. Resealed it all big tittie bay bay style.

PS. There was a prize inside sticker placed onto that fancy box of pancakes.
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 10:33 PM       
That DVDs in resealed Bisquick gag was a freaking good piece of business Babality Pancakes! Well done!

And 10K, when I saw what you did with the pacake mix I laughed so hard I hurt the ears of the person I was on the phone with
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 11:30 PM       
And the awesome gifts just keep coming!

I very much liked the stories guys! However, I have a question for you BatmanJohnson, who was your Secret Santa?!
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 11:52 PM       
i keep checking the USPS website to track my package, and it seems like two notices have been left for my person. i'm starting to worry-- i really hope they get their present soon... it would be a shame if they didn't get it!
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 12:49 AM       
I assume 10,000 volt ghost, as It says it's from Buffalo. A big thank you to Ghost.
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I assume 10,000 volt ghost, as It says it's from Buffalo. A big thank you to Ghost.
You are correct sir. Hope you like them.
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 10:14 AM       
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You are correct sir. Hope you like them.

Oh yes! I love them!!!! I'll be doing this again next year! Thanks again.
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 01:35 AM       
The Battlefield Earth present is probably the best of all. That is amazing, I can't even comprehend it. You made out pretty good Batman and was entertaining seeing your ass kicked by that green thing that has that look of anguish.
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 01:53 AM       
I saw the sticker...I just thought it was part of the ploy of pancake mix.
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Love the Krampus shirt.
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