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Rongi · #1

I got up out of bed and really really hurt it

I can't even move my head

kellychaos · #2

You're just jealous of Bobo's hammer injury. You must wait at least a couple of days after the last user's injury in order to expect any sympathy. I only have so much love to give.

Esuohlim · #3

KEEP THE WOUND ELEVATED AND GO TO TEH HOSPITAL.

kellychaos · #4

Thanks mom. :/

Rongi · #5

I put one of those hot water bottles one my neck and took some asprin. It's a little better now.

AChimp · #6

You must have slept with your head between your legs again.

Rongi · #7

Hey, don't tell me I'm the only one who has tried to give themselves head and fell asleep trying to do it

I mean...I'm not the only one...right?

James · #8

OMG STOP BITCHING

kellychaos · #9

I once had a bad dream that I was suffocating and woke to find my cat sleeping on my face.

Rongi · #10

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

OMG STOP BITCHING

OMG IT'S LAMESMAN EVERYBODY! ROFL

Matt Harty · #11

THANK YOU CAPTAIN ORIGINAL

Rongi · #12

THANK YOU NON JOKE GETTER

UnDeath · #13

YOUR WELCOME

Wiffles · #14

Aww.

*pat pats Rogni*

FS · #15

I once woke up like that, with my head to the side and unable to move my neck without agonizing pain. I was scared to death cause I thought I was paralyzed or something. Then my mom came and told me to get out of bed and laughed when I said I couldn't.