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kahljorn · #2

thats great. Now we just need a NRA meeting where a bunch of people accidently shoot eachother.

george · #3

i saw that yesterday and it made me laugh.

i dont even think motor bikes should be legal, unless they are little scooters or some shit. i dont care if some prick dies without a helmet it is his choice but every asshole with a Ninja wants to do 100mph on the back roads and is trying to kill me.

Chojin · #4

anything that allows people to kill themselves is pretty much ok with me

i don't really see how seatbelts and helmets protect other peoples' lives or cost "THE SYSTEM" less money. my dad was trying to convince me that without helmets the state would have to pay extra money for injuries and it just seems like it would result in more fatal injuries, which are cheaper since dead people rarely ask for anesthetic

The Leader · #5

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Originally Posted by Chojin

i don't really see how seatbelts and helmets protect other peoples' lives or cost "THE SYSTEM" less money.

If there is someone else in the vehicle with them, a person not wearing a seat belt can become a deadly object, and no one wants to be killed by getting smacked in the head by their retarded friend's sternum.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #6

Apparently K.C. Anthony or whatever her name is hired Franklin and Bash because she didn't get convicted of anything important.

Colonel Flagg · #7

That jury is a bunch of idiot

EDIT - or that prosecutor

Pentegarn · #8

I saw that story on the Telemundo station (which I watch when I get bored of TV in the King's English, also I watch it in hopes a soccer game will come on and I can hear the announcer yell GOOOOOAAAAAL)

Zhukov · #9

ECONOMIC ARMAGEDDON.

Tadao · #10

I just heard these words come out of Senator McCain's mouth.

"And the Tea Party Hobbits can return to Middle Earth having defeated Mordor."

I'm not a huge Tolkien fan, but I believe that sentence is really wrong. They are already in Middle Earth and Mordor is a place, not a person right?

So here's the thing, who is he trying to impress? Tolkien fans? Every time this guy talks, he comes off as out of touh with whoever he is talking to.

Fathom Zero · #11

I wasn't aware he was still around.

Colonel Flagg · #12

I think he meant Mordoc- Son of Teamon, Slayer of Eya, God Of sun.

A more correct statement would have been:

"And the Tea Party hobbits can return to the Shire, having defeated Sauron."

But that would be too geeky. OR WOULD IT???

Fathom Zero · #13

That would have gotten just as much of a zero as it did before, only it would've at least been factually correct.

Probably just a couple stifled laughs at best. I don't understand how people can be out of touch with pop culture. It's called POP CULTURE after all. Jesus. Talk about the Green Lantern or Thor, you old fuck. Surely you know what a comic book looks like and have seen a commercial for them.

Tadao · #14

I just can't believe he is paying writers big dollars and none of his shit is ever factual.

k0k0 · #15

It'll be 10 years down the line before he talks about green lantern or thor. Maybe 5 before he talks batman. Politicians are like bizarro-hipsters. They get into things way after they were cool instead of before they were cool.