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after enough bourbon ...
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
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May 21st, 2012, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Dude, you can't fabricate shit in journalism, that's like the number one rule
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Originally Posted by Douglas Adams (RIP)
"[The witness was telling the WHOLE TRUTH;] Terrible things, incomprehensible things", he shouted, "things that would drive a man mad!"
He stared wildly at them.
"Or in my case," he said, "half-mad. I'm a journalist."
"You mean," said Arthur quietly, "that you are used to confronting the truth?"
"No", said the man with a puzzled frown, "I mean that I made an excuse and left early."
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That is the number one rule of journalism.
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