I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Otto]

My dad came down with lung cancer. Things definitely don't bode well for me, considering I've chain smoked Lucky Strikes since I was fifteen .

[Tadao]

Hey there Otto, That sucks man, hope he's not in bad shape ad in pain. I smoked roll your owns for over 20 years. Drum, that shit is thick with tar and heavy with nicotine. Great stuff. Switched to e-cigs now and I actually like them better. I can smoke in the house and no one complains, I can sneak smoke in movies and restaurants. I wont openly smoke an ecig in public places because I don't wanna be that kind of a fag, but I can cup my hand and blow it down under the table. No one bugs me lol. I think I intake twice as much nicotine now that I switched over. lol

Only problem I've found is I think I have way more flem, but I'm also old and that comes with age. SO IDK.

[LordSappington]

Where is everyone

[Tadao]

Hanging out with our dads.

[LordSappington]

[Otto]

:D

[Nick]

One of my kittens is missing today. I have a feeling she won't come back.

[Tadao]

She's probably dying in a bush alone and cold.

[Tadao]

Can you hear her Nick? Can you hear her little kitten cries? "Niiiiiick, you suuuuuuck."

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

time for new cats

[Nick]

That kitten never came back. My other kitten was killed by a truck the next day. I do suck.

[Tadao]

Let's all hope you take care of any offspring that comes from you in the same way.

[liquidstatik]

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[MLE]

you too, but late. also, hi liquidstatik <3

[liquidstatik]

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[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

Does Pub Lover still post here?

No.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

Jeez...it's awfully quiet around here.

Originally Posted by Tadao

It's a one horse town with a one trick pony.

Originally Posted by Aaarg

and the pony is dead

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

and buried, apparently.

Originally Posted by Aaarg

that shits fossilized kid

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

I've missed this place, and now it's dead.... were did everyone go? Max...Chimp...Chojin...that idiot that typed "Boop Beep" all of the goddamned time?

Should I go start a vulgar thread in the Loveline for old times sake? Maybe Terra will see and come back...

*sigh*

Originally Posted by Tadao

Chimp still posts but usually it's in the hockey thread. The only thread that gets posted in.

Originally Posted by Kitsa

I have my reasons.

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

for?

Originally Posted by Sacks

Ahem.

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Reasons.

Originally Posted by Zomboid

A few of my favorite people from here haven't even looked at these forums in years, nevermind actually posting. It's pretty weird, considering how ridiculously active it used to be here.

Originally Posted by Sacks

Once they put up the wall to sequester the new users everything just went stagnant.

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

well...that just sucks. New user abuse was the most fun you could have on this board. Is there ever more than just one registered user on this board at a time?

Originally Posted by Tadao

SOMETIMES 2!

Originally Posted by Tadao

Even the articles up dates barely have posts in them. The article people only show up for Helloween and Christamasacre. :/

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

This makes me sad. Not sad enough to actually do anything about it, but sad nonetheless.

Originally Posted by Tadao

If articles were added to what I've been calling the back forums (here) I think more new users would participate in our dickery. I can see how having a front forum is more freindly, but it's so full of wapanese and bronies that I hate going there.

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

who are the moderators now?

Originally Posted by Tadao

People who never show up anymore. They took my mod power from me. Fucking jerks. Like they thought I wouldn't abuse it.

Originally Posted by MLE

Technically, I'm still a mod. Just signed a lease for a new apartment and move in 2 weeks. Things are hectic, but good.

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

Hey! Long time no see! I"m glad things are going well!

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

I died.

Originally Posted by Zomboid

Well, that wouldn't be all that surprising. You're like 100 pounds.

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

100 pounds of what?

and...how did you die?

Originally Posted by AChimp

GWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

GGGGWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! !!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Mister Sarcastic

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

i was too cool for this world

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

so, you're saying that internet access is available in the afterlife? This. Changes. Everything.

Originally Posted by Babs

death is internet

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

i added the good users on facebook and talk to them there instead so i can avoid the rest of you

Originally Posted by King Hadas

We've all died and gone to Valhalla! Glorious battle is waged endlessly! Although it's mostly done though the computer.

By the way you guys suck #PraiseOdin

Originally Posted by Nick

why is Valhalla so sticky

Originally Posted by Sacks

Embrace it.

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

I basically did the same.

Originally Posted by AChimp

I don't know who half of you are on Facebook, but a bunch of you are on mine.

Originally Posted by Tadao

yeah, I have like 6 or more, had to drop one because his little black ass only posted anti republican pro obama crap 5 times a day. :/

Originally Posted by AChimp

I only remember like 5 people's real names.

Originally Posted by Kitsa

I also added the decent ones.

Originally Posted by Tadao

I never followed I-Mock on FB for fear of the weird anime fan club trying to friend for for no other reason than me friending I-Mock.

Originally Posted by caffman

I remember when here was a beautiful garden in a forest of boredom

Originally Posted by Sacks

Way to bring us all down, Caffman.

Originally Posted by Tadao

Man, and people were just starting to come back and check in. All ruined now, thanks a lot dude.

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

I just took a trip down memory lane, reading pages and pages of commentary on a certain person's "lifestyle" who happens to live near Portland, Oregon, and fancies himself a stop-motion animation expert. Those were the days, my friends.

Originally Posted by Aaarg

Are you talking about serial arsonist, Don Carlson?

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

Yeah, the one who hates Mexicans.

Originally Posted by Aaarg

You have to keep in mind that in the words of Portland animator Don Carlson (also known as Pram Maven in Internet white supremacist circles), "Mexican" refers to any person of non-European or African descent.

Originally Posted by HickMan

You also have to look at the development and popularity of websites like Reddit as a cause for all this. I don't really find too many active forums around anymore. Especially not one like we had here some years back. It was a good time to be on the webzones.

It's funny, I felt a little nostalgic and decided to check the forums out for old times sake. I have done this in the past here and there. But when I found this thread I immediately felt a little bummed out

Originally Posted by HickMan

Maybe this would be a good place to reminisce. We should post all of our favorite memories on the forums!

I really enjoyed the Mock Wars and what became of them. Users would get pitted against one another in a bashing contest to see who had more wit and the thicker skin. Things definitely got a little ugly in my house with Immortal Goat. He always took Chojin's insults and OAO's political debates so serioiusly.

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

I enjoyed the back-and-forth (more back than forth) on the fluoride "debate" with the chillmeister - remember don't say the name, or you may invoke the evil spirit.

Though his "arguments" were to cite articles that were years old (and mostly irrelevant) and punctuated by the ever-popular "Wha-BAM" level of commentary, it was quite instructive to me on how to be patient in discussing topical science with a stone-cold moron. And occasionally, he would be unknowingly hypocritical in his pronouncements which I found hysterical.

I also liked reading George's stories, until he stopped posting them. I hope his ex didn't kill him off.

Originally Posted by Aaarg

YOU MISSED TH PAGE BARAK

Originally Posted by Tadao

George killed his ex and fled to Argentina.

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

This thread is too slowly moving - I'm sure he just forgot.

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

This was undoubtedly the good ending of which we were deprived.

Originally Posted by HickMan

Haven't page bark'd in quite a while. Normally I'd leave that for the chat thread. Also known as 'where the cool kids sat'.

Originally Posted by HickMan

And I'm still not sure if I'll vote for Rudy Giuliani in 2008.

Originally Posted by Aaarg

there are no cool kids
there is no sitting

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

Thanks for the thread, guys. I just came really hard.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Summer of '11 was the last time I-Mockery felt like I-Mockery to me. I remember it well because I was going through major life transition. During that time there was the Pram Maven debacle, the short-lived pickle/zug system, a bunch of people were playing chess with each other online, hanging out in chatrooms watching Bruce Lee movies.

I can't remember anything too significant in the last three years or so.

Willie sending Christmas cookies, sodium fluoride "debates", chat room thread madlibs, chat room thread teeming with activity at 3am, mock wars, people posting as characters, fightin' with Zomboid.

I get bummed out too, guys

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

Some of us still play chess.

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

Doing the least we can do.

Originally Posted by Chojin

The forums died when Willie turned Brony

Originally Posted by Aaarg

the forums hamburger hamburger cheeseburger hamburger when willie cheeseburgered

Originally Posted by Tadao

This thread should be sticky'd until the cows come home.

Originally Posted by Babs

Bring back the party days.

Originally Posted by AChimp

Thread backups.

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

It says a lot about the quality of this forum when the lard that was holding it together is an obese manchild with disgusting facial hair.

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

ZUGS+1

Originally Posted by Babs

I miss the endless entertainment. Such as Dizzymisslizzy or some other like that. Bill's soul mate. I can't even think about it anymore with out tearing up. I miss this place

Originally Posted by replicant

I came too late to the boards to be able to wax nostalgic but having been on boards and watching them slowly wither...yep...I been through it. I joined here because I am friends with Protoclown and through him I met and am friends with The Great Picklemeister. I post when the mood strikes but mostly, I like doing Secret Santa.

Originally Posted by MarioRPG

I miss when we'd get people who communicated in broken English, but still wanted to be considered "internet tough".

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

noob bashing....

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

It was always funny when someone thought kellychaos was a woman and enjoyed all his terrible posts

Originally Posted by Nick

rip

I-Mock used to be my go to default internet pages for years.

Originally Posted by Supafly345

I got an email from the forums and that reminded me to come by and say hi!

Originally Posted by Tadao

I found a forum where people are assholes and still post every day. Oh and they don't say shit like I REMEMBER WHEN THINGS WERE AWESOME AND NOW THEY AREN'T.

It's crazy! How can this be?

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Fuck you and your new forum full of gay assholes.

I-Mock should be the ONLY place with gay assholes anyone needs

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

A big to both Milhouse and Tadao for the last two posts.

Originally Posted by Tadao

:dylansnipples

Originally Posted by ThrashO

fuck

Originally Posted by Babs

Just stopped by to say I was thinking about all of you and how I miss all the shit here.

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[Pub Lover]

That whole thread, really.

[Pub Lover]

Do you guys remember TropicalHeat?

[Pub Lover]

There is a lot of lag after I hit post here, guys.

[Pub Lover]

But yeah. TropicalHeat used to post here.

[Pub Lover]

Or was he just called Tropical after the move from EZboards? Who knows.

[Pub Lover]

Is the page brak coming up?

[Pub Lover]

I think I'm going to miss it.

[Pub Lover]