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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 01:02 AM       
If I was online I'd flame the shit out of you.

I wish I were more like my online personality.

My livejournal could kick your livejournal's ass.

Technically I've been mainlining.

Random jackass.

U 5Uk! LOLOLOLOLL!!!!!!@!!@!!!!

Pround parent of a Who's The Boss fanfiction webmaster.

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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 02:04 AM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 03:23 AM       
You have the best sticker ever!
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 04:30 AM       
"I'm better than you."
"MY ASS IS BLEEDING!"
"Life brings us many good things. Life itself though, is not one of those things."
"I RAPED YOUR CAT!!!"
"Walls: the best brakes around."
"In Soviet Russia, sticker sticks YOU."
"In Soviet Russia, ass bleeds YOU." (to be used in conjunction with the "MY ASS IS BLEEDING!" sticker.)
"Make it so ensign Fuckstick."
"God hates you."
"The day I die is the day I take a thousand people with me."
"n00b of life."
"1337 sp33k 15 teh suxx0r OMGWTFLOL!!!!11!111!!!"
"If you drive an SUV you have a tiny willy."
"^asshole since the day you were born^"
"THIS IS A HIDDEN STICKER!!!" (to be made translucent with a very light font.)

that's all I can think of right now.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 05:10 AM       
NIXON '72
I heart retarded baby goats
If god exists, why aren't you a pillar of salt?
I read your livejournal, you suck...
I PUT THIS STICKER ON YOUR CAR JUST TO PISS YOU OFF!
I-MOCKERY.COM-14.5 fan's can't be wrong
I MISS PONG
All the cool goths commit suicide
When your kids see how you dressed... they will laugh their asses off!
NATAS LIAH '04
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 07:39 AM       
WATCH OUT while I'm driving: I used to take LSD.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 08:42 AM       
"I invented Jesus."
"I raped Ozzy Osbourne"
"My Step-sister is HOT."
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 10:28 AM       
Have you clubbed a baby seal yet today?

Pissed and Proud

MY PET ROCK JUMPED THROUGH YOUR WINDOW

ROSS PEROT FOR PRESIDENT IN '08

UPSIDE DOWN
(sticker goes on upside down)

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? (sticker goes over licsence plate)

I NEVER USE THIS THING ANWAY (sticker goes over rear-view mirror
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 11:07 AM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 11:23 AM       
"Pround parent of a Who's The Boss fanfiction webmaster. "


That's really good.

So are
"I MISS PONG "
and

"All the cool goths commit suicide "
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 01:15 PM       
"the fact that jesus hasn't come back means our society can sink much lower" ( that would look funny with liquidstatick's jesus avatar)

"Liberate India from the Coca Cola tyrants"

"Guess how many bodies are in my trunk and win a prize"

Yes, i lack originality
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 01:19 PM       
OWN3D!!!

If you can read this, than you are too close.

Jesus is KVLT!!!
In the background, Jesus can be seen wearing corpsepaint.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 01:35 PM       
Suicidals need to get a LIFE
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 05:07 PM       
THE BASTARD FILE
Geese can be troublesome
Ordinary delivery vehicle
I'm gonna spit out the window if you pass
WARNING! Vehicle has no driver!
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 05:29 PM       
Metalica sold out
Stop tailgating or I'll delete you.
Everything thats new SUCKS
My other car is a prambulator
Young people are morons.
In my country, you would have been killed at birth.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 05:49 PM       
O-ZONE ACTION DAY IS A CROCK OF SHIT
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 08:03 PM       
"I was raped by Christ"

"I am afraid of Jesus"

"That was very jewy of you Max"
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 09:30 PM       
WWJD: Who would Jesus do?

Let's Secks!

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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 09:55 PM       
I bought 5 lbs of sugar today. I MADE CAKES INSIDE YOUR GAS TANK

Well there you go, I'm out of ideas
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 10:23 PM       
where is my cake bedelia?

keep protoclown sex free

i got your funny

how much for a tossed salad?

I HOPE YOU DIE

tax collectors, fishermen, and whores baby (credit to max burbank, althought i give none to him in my signatre)
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 11:01 PM       
PROUD TO BE STRAIGHT
LOOKING TO SUE
I DROPPED MY BEER
DEAD: DRUGS ENCHANCE ALL DREAMS (as opposed to Drugs End All Dreams)
PRO-DEATH
JESUS DIED FOR THIS?
I HATE YOUR GOD
THE 90'S SUCKED

I'll think of more later...
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 11:04 PM       
THIS STICKER IS ORIGINAL.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 11:06 PM       
PUTTING A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND PULLING THE TRIGGER IS THE GREATEST METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 11:12 PM       
"Teletubbies ate my homework!"

"MBurbank. The solution to boring car stickers!"
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 11:38 PM       
Your SUV makes me LOL.

I HEART Your Headlights

What about all the GOOD things Hitler did?

Don't fuck with me I'm a vegan and I'll repeat the same propaganda over and over again until you run my "Liberal just to be liberal." ass off the road.

Metrosexuals do it in the subway just like normal people.

[bumper]sticker.here[/bumper]

Cancer's not THAT bad.

Caution: Distributing Used Condoms in Middle of Road. (someone's doing it)

...hmmm, i could have sworn I had some funny ideas before I pressed reply.
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