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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 12:55 AM       
Sneak peak now, because I'm too lazy to finish the present.



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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:32 AM       
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Christmas wishes do come true!
Hahaha yes! Glad it arrived aok. It took me a friggin half hour to wrap that beast of a box with my grocery bags. :o Anyway, I hope you like your gift as much as I like your shirt!

Looking forward to your photo story 'n pics tomorrow. This is gonna be great hahaha
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:02 AM       
LITA FORD T-SHIRT YES YES YES YES YES.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:10 AM       
I have cancer.

Haha, just kidding. Actually, it's fairly light and you'll know why tomorrow.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:16 AM       
IT'S FULL OF OLD HELLO KITTY SNACKS AND FLOAM ISN'T IT?
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That guy has seriously never been back since his shitty present last year
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 09:14 PM       
Package delivered: Severn, MD. @ 8:42 a.m.
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 01:19 PM       
Yays! i got my gifts pics will be up later today, thank you marioRPG
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 06:09 PM       
* I NOW PRESENT UNCLE_SHAMS HUMUNGUS, BIG ASS CHRISTMAS STORY OF SUSPENCE AND MYSTERY!!!*

as told mostly by my cat




brought to you by Gas-ex "if you have gas.... just fart i guess."



i awoke one morning to the sound of my cat in a fit





i roused in a daze, i glared at the cat sprawled on the floor directing me to the door



i followed her down the hall,



and down the stairs



where she directed me to my secret santa present that she saved from the outside cold of a Canadian winter



after much tearing and shredding of wrapping, a plethora of objects appeared before
my very eyes




a dvd of suspence and mystery




a growing shark of suspence and mystery



a strange tightly wrapped parcel of suspence and mystery



a mystical note




magical trading cards




Suspicious goggles of win and awesome



the movie shall give me and my cat somethign to do when were not playing with our legos



if the shark does grow to such a size i shall harpoon it and place it above my fireplace.



i note awaited my eyes after a vicious ripping of the parcel



i know now is the time



a condom for sexy parties, to prevent the AIDS



my cat decided that the tampon was good enough to eat




i hope you can read this note. i cant im illiterate



she took no intest in the cards



the goggles look good on me



and the cat



and the movie

I hope you enjoyed my fucking long story

thank you and good night



BTW: in 10 hrs ill post how big that shark is
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 12:19 PM       
yeah rog, you DO have to post your pictures soon
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 02:17 PM       
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yeah rog, you DO have to post your pictures soon
Hahah don't you worry, I plan on making a funtastic photo story using your spiffy gifts! Thanks for sending 'em on time!
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 12:06 AM       
Sham made me laugh a lot :=

I got my package the other day, should have pictures soon. You're lucky I didn't read this thread Fathom, as I doubt anyone else lives in Severn, MD!

I'm just glad you're not Dr. Boogie.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 12:28 AM       
Yeah. I doubted anybody else knew or cared. Besides, I only put that when I found out it was delivered.

Hope you enjoyed most if not all of the gifts!
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:29 AM       
A MAN CAN DREAM, CAN HE NOT?
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 04:19 PM       
GET TO POSTING YOUR PICS, CANCER BOY.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 08:44 PM       
I have not recieved any package :<
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 09:14 PM       
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Yeah really, this had better be the KING of all photo stories, Fathom. No pressure.

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As for people not having their gifts yet, give it 'til the 15th or 16th and then start worrying. The postal service is notoriously slow around this time o' year, but as long as you provided the correct address to me during your Secret Santa sign-ups and your S.S. didn't completely fuck things up, your gifts should arrive within a reasonable amount of time.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 10:15 PM       
It's gonna kick ass. I'm still editing a few photos together.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 01:25 AM       
All of the following events actually happened and I am merely recreating them. The second is larger because it'd be a kickass background for some of you degenerates, my Christmas gift to those who otherwise wouldn't receive one.

It started when I got the package from the Rog-meister.



My elbow is the biggest part of my arm, by the way. Anywho, I'll spare you guys the agony of an unboxing.



OH SHIT SON. I never had one of these as a child. Now was my chance. One thing I found odd, though, was the word "MAGIK" scrawled on the side in a mixture of yogurt and blood. Your guess is as good as mine as to what kind of yogurt it was.



Damnit, I didn't sign up for this.




The manual read like stereo instructions. So I made a few subtle modifications, seen below:



YEAH, he's the castle guardian while I'm gone at work or school or play.

DOOM FORTRESS COMPLETE.



Now that it was done, I could see the complete yogurt & blood inscription:

"Yo, man. This castle is magik. Yule be visited by three ghosts tonight. YULE HAHAHAHA. Yeah! These ghost will show you the error of your sloven and non-meshing ways!"

Needless to say, I thought it was a dumbass prank that the Rog-ster pulled on me so he could write another article or something. It didn't bother me until I went to brush my teeth...



"What the fuck, dude?"



"WUZZA WUZZA WUZZUP, DAWG!? I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past. Look upon the err in my ways and hair and reflect upon them."

"Pft. Whatever, dude."

I walked out into the hall and over to the left, I saw another familiar figure.



"I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT! LOOK AT ME AND REVEL IN MY MEDIOCRITY!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"



I ducked into my room just before it ate my soul or turned me into stone or something. However, nothing prepared me for my next visitor.




"Lol, I am ghost of xmas future. I love mishcief makers and am totally not like my friends who are all dumb and ugly. I hate them alot but they love me dumbasses."

"Not this time, jerk-face!"





"DIEEEEEEE!"

Unfortunately, the ensuing fight was too epic and can't be seen with human eyes, lest they explode and you'll bleed awesome.

As the smoke cleared and the remnants of GW's head fell to the ground, there was a smell in the air not unlike that of a tub of butter. I walked over and looked at the pile of sadness before me.

"He should have listened to me. He made the wrong decision, and he got burned for it, in the end. I just hope she's alright. I bet she's still running, even now. Goodbye, old friend."

I glanced down and amongst the ashes, there was a glint of silver. Could it be?

HELL YES.



The moral of the story is: "Guitar Woman is a ghost pinata filled with stickers, so shoot him if you ever get the chance."

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. Falalalala and all that jazz.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 01:36 AM       
gahahaha I enjoyed that. Fuck you vila and gw :D
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 01:52 AM       
Hehe nice pics, I particularly like the one of you popping out of the castle with the gun in hand. Good job assembling it ($20 can go a long way, eh?), though you really should've decorated it more. You barely even colored it in.

THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE, I GAVE HIM A GODDAMNED CASTLE AS A GIFT! TAKIN' SECRET SANTA TO NEW HEIGHTS IN '07!
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THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE, I GAVE HIM A GODDAMNED CASTLE AS A GIFT! TAKIN' SECRET SANTA TO NEW HEIGHTS IN '07!
Ohh just you wait till my person gets their gift. One of the items will take some assembly as well and it's in a league of its own.
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Hehe nice pics, I particularly like the one of you popping out of the castle with the gun in hand. Good job assembling it ($20 can go a long way, eh?), though you really should've decorated it more. You barely even colored it in.
Time constraints. I plan to paint it later anyway.

Haha, I just noticed that you can barely tell it's a lightgun in the pictures.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 03:32 PM       
i got my gift today!



omg omg omg omg omg omg



not funny



EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T SIGN IT, i knew it was microshock because he PMed me RUINING THE SURPRISE to tell me that it was going to be late

and no i'm not going to chew the gum because my teeth hurt

j/k it's alright



included: an enormous red bow, a massager sponge, 4 packs of gum, a poncho, devil horns (that DIDN'T light up when i put batteries in them ), a hair clip, a pencil topper, a losing scratched scratch ticket and some sort of fish toy.

so what did i do with (most of) these items?



i enjoyed myself!
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 07:00 PM       
THAT WAS THE BEST STORY EVER! But where's the little green monkey?

And i'm sorry that the devil horns didn't work. : (
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