I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Emu]

i thought you were

[Rongi]

Chojin took it away cuz i dont post that much anymore

[Rongi]

This whole vacation sux. I've been sick as a dog since thursday so I cant go out. The only time I can go out is to go to work

I havent smoked a cigarette in days I wanna kill someone!

At least I got FFT: War Of The Lions to entertain me

[MarioRPG]

Cigarettes are bad Rongi. What kind of role model are you?

[Asila]

Nooooo not having a computer sucks. And I got a computer game for christmas.
Not having an internet connection sucks too, but in that "I need another hit man, c'mon" kinda way. And not a single computer place around here can look at the damned thing until mid-next week.
Speaking of hits:

I havent smoked a cigarette in days I wanna kill someone!

I FEEL YOUR PAIN

[Moobs]

i'm smoking RIGHT NOW

[Tadao]

I'm smoking for three

[MetalMilitia]

I smoke, therefore I am.

[MetalMilitia]

...or therefore I was depending on how much cancer I have.

[Moobs]

i kinda miss the days when i could stay underwater for 2+ minutes

[Tadao]

Not me! Now I can choke myself quicker while I masturbate.

[Pub Lover]

I'm currently reading Bruce Campbell's 'If Chins Could Kill'. It's much more interesting than this thread right now.

I'm only here because Chjin called me Princess for being such a fag & not logging on.

[Pub Lover]

Is Code-Wheel Jones really Willie?
If so I am really

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I mentioned this before, but Pub has 200+ posts in The Cowboy Song.

Why is that significant? You have hell of too many stupid posts yourself. At least mine are largely contained in stupid threads, baby.

[Chojin]

PublicPubLoather: Yes, I miss Loveline dearly. Because I totally missed all the polls asking what forums I wanted to see got rid of.
Chojin (AIM): well it's back now anyway
PublicPubLoather: Thank you, Mister Yockey.
Chojin (AIM): you're welcome, princess

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, & the only reason I had that chat was because I wasn't going to log on just to post in that thread.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5...2708580iz5.jpg

i'd never touch a ps3 with my D*CK
-willie

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

oh uh he'd also probably not click on that at work and neither should you

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Wtf is wrong with you omg my parent's saw that, you ass.

Originally Posted by Chojin

it's totally work safe, fathom

and your parents would have found out sooner or later anyway

"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin

[Esuohlim]

I'm gone for three days and now there's a lot of new shit to learn around here

Janky

[Zomboid]

I'm gone for 10 and there's some new, very shitty people!

[Guitar Woman]

Mabye instead of complaining you could go convince some of the cool old people to come back!

[Rongi]

HEY QUIT FIGHTING YOU TWO

[Esuohlim]

I was in Florida since Boxing Day and I had a damn Seven Force dream while I was there.

[Zomboid]

I think most of the "cool people" that left are gone for a variety of reasons. The main reason being that too many current posters really suck . Maybe if you leave for a bit, they'll be lulled into a false sense of security and come back!

Oh shit rongi! Thanks for the reminder. Almost went too far there

PS - I just saw the burger king commercial where the guy is either a terrible actor or genuinely pissed off and says "GET BACK THERE AND MAKE ME A WHOPPER"

[Zomboid]

Milhouse, last night I had a dream where I could communicate with ghosts in my apartment and they were all hot girls who liked to get naked and stuff but occasionally they'd show me what they looked like the moment they died and I was all . I distinctly remember that at one point I asked "what the fuck was that?" and one of them explained and showed me in great detail all the cuts and burns and shit. I was both very aroused and horrified by this dream

[Pub Lover]

Way Sexy!

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Mabye instead of complaining you could go convince some of the cool old people to come back!

Self ban, & we have a deal.