First and foremost, I'd like to apologize for my delay in posting these secret santa pics. I got caught up in holiday travel and when I returned home I found that my family had been...infected.
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After much grieving, I finally sent out for ...
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A FUCKING ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT!!!!!!!
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There were many helpful diagrams and instructions on the outside of the kit
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An official government document lay inside
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Seems it was from someone very high up
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Let's see what this kit contains
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Hmm...training films
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Excellent research material...
apparently you need to remove the head or destroy the brain
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In addition to the films there is a marvelous hygiene and energy pack:
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Coffee, creamer, toothbrush, toothpaste, handiwipes, soap, plastic bags, shaving cream, safe-razor, and a cup (to use as a makeshift toilet)
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Not to mention an energy booster and this little gem
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Simply just too wonderful for words
Hygiene is all well and good but I need some serious weaponry
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That's what i'm talking about!! Superior Ballistic Fire Power!
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So there you have it a complete survival kit.
Oh and there is a flashlight and battries as well...but I don't see why I'd need...
OH SHIT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT!!
i HEAR SOMETHING!
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Alright then....GOD MODE!
I think it's coming from in here!
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Nope just the shitter!
Wait....I think it's outside the door.
The back-up generators are warming up
Ready...
Aim...
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The lights are back on! It's just the damn dog.
Guess I should still kill it though...just to be safe.
Thank you so so much LittleDollClaudia...this present kicked so much ass.
I sincerely apologize for posting my pics late.
thanks,
Harry Lime